Fig Sniffer

The act of sniffing one's vagina.

Hamish is such a fig sniffer.

by GreyLady June 28, 2011

Ring sniffer

A single man or woman who is attracted to a married man or woman and often attempts to engage said man or woman into a relationship (sexual or otherwise) with him or her.

"When I'm not doing homework or trolling Facebook, I'm often found being a ring sniffer men get lonely too!"

"There goes John... Doesn't he know that girl is married to an ex-navy seal?"
"Bro--he's in the zone. Hardcore ring sniffing.. He's going to end up dead!"

by small wonder May 20, 2014

Lime Sniffer

Someone who cannot be trusted

Don't ask them. They're such a lime sniffer.

by The Better Carl July 5, 2016

man sniff

a.) The oh so glorious act of sniffing the essence of your manliness, oozing with the soul of the history of men on Earth over centuries.

b.) Catching a whiff of your balls or pubes after scratching it.

c.) What follows a good kambyo.

Guy 1: The fuck, bruh? Don't man sniff here. We're in a public place.
Guy 2: Sorry. Can't help it. Just have to. Wanna try? *hands out his fingers*

by PrincetonOfAvenueQ July 8, 2016

pepper sniffer

A person who uses techniques such as sniffing pepper to stimulate the action of crying, without sincerity.

I watched that pepper sniffer speak last night while he pretended to care.

by Urbanwordart February 7, 2017

winnit sniff

when a person picks a poo crumb (winnit) from their bum and sniffs it

errr ya little winnit sniff

by winnitsniffer September 22, 2017

First Sniff of Death

When you walk in to a toilet cubicle at work realising someone else has just been there and you can only hold your breath for so long.

The First Sniff of Death is that first breath.

Buddy: "You look a bit pale. Everything ok?"
Me: "I went to the can and realised too late that Colin had just been in before me. The First Sniff of Death melted my sinuses and have permanently damaged my nostrils and lungs".

by Dolphsps January 5, 2018