Douchebag spider

A spider which keeps coming back, even after several attempts of killing it.

Jake: "I killed a spider yesterday, but like a hour later it was back again."
Lenny: "Dude! That's a douchebag spider."

by Kaap February 7, 2010

SIDS

Sudden
Infant
Death
Syndrome

I hope your newborn sons gets SIDS

by The Malibu Knight October 12, 2004

skids

A game played at (usually) all-boys schools in the UK. Players have to pretend to strain as if pooing - the aim to create a skid mark on the trolleys. The loser shits himself - no, in fact all of the players are losers...

A: Fancy a game of skids...
B: OK
A&B: Ngg-mgg (straining noise)
C,D,E, etc: Eughh you've shit yourself!

by Anon2 August 20, 2006

spide

characterised by a stupid 'barcode' 'tash, shaved head apart from a fringe, a baseball cap on the very back of the head (the closer the peak is to vertical, the harder they think they are), trackies (usually white or disgustingly flourescent).
A complete lack of intelligence is usually neccessary, as is the pack mentality (usually displayed through large groups standing outside an offlicense crowded round a radio playin 'beats' and swearing at the 'wenkers' who wont get them shwall a.k.a. booze, usually white lightning - dirty dirty cider).
Usually seen riding around belfast on gopeds - those microscooters with a hairdryer engine on the back, or if they are slightly less trampy, in a 'madifeyd' vauxhall nova.
Their favourite activities include hassling people, robbing pensioners, kickin' off on people for no reason apart from 'slabberin', and sniffing glue.

those spides outside the offies well need a beating, glue-sniffin bastards.

by jj July 4, 2004

spider bush

a unkempt female pubic area;opposite of "shaved".

ishe wasnt expecting to hook up so she got caught with a spider bush

by jd July 13, 2004

grease the skids

get things started, to warm up; to get the ball rolling; to not get caught with your pants down

Jon wanted to grease the skids by sending out an email in advance of the meeting

by Brothajmoney February 12, 2008

chocolate spider

Another name for asshole

"Peter mooned everyone, and we saw his chocolate spider."

by myopia September 19, 2009