Spanish Cantaloupe

an SSW

im a Spanish Cantaloupe ✨hehehehe✨

by watermelon_queen September 9, 2022

Spanish inquisition

A very sudden and unexpected diahrea that is very fluid and explosive. Often leaks through the butthole

I was eating dinner and then felt the Spanish inquisition coming, so i fled to the toilet but it was too late.

by OFFWORLDSHRIMP March 30, 2023

Fat spanish waiter

When someone with an inny bellybutton and someone with an outy bellybutton attempt to have sexual relations with said appendages.

The night was going awesome until she tried to fat spanish waiter me

by Richy loves me October 8, 2020

Don't touch me I'm Spanish

When you don't want social interaction and you feel Superior

Guy1: hey! *Touches guy2*

Guy2: Don't touch me I'm Spanish!

by Itisiraven February 25, 2020

Spanish kiss

The act of two people, placing their buttholes directly on each other, and farting at the same time.

Brad and Jackie went to bed, shortly after they Spanish kissed.

by BojanglesBigred January 29, 2022

spanish tummy

being unwell due to eating food prepared in the bowl of a blocked toilet, or a drink of water containing unrecycled rats piss

that piella has given me spanish tummy,

by vinnny August 24, 2006

spanish inquisition

When you are at a strip club and the dancer has her back to you & you attempt to grab one of her breasts by reaching through her legs.

I was at Chicks n' Beer in Rosarito and this stripper was dancing in front of me and my buddy gave her the Spanish Inquisition. It was sweet!

by Jimboooo May 26, 2006