War of Spanish Succession

A war that was fought between all major European powers from 1701–1714. At the time, the Hapsburg Dynasty. Because the Hapsburgs wanted to keep power, the frequently in-bred with each other in addition to marrying members of other monarchies, such as France. Well, all this in-breeding resulted in Charles II, a king who was mentally retarded and couldn't have children. Since he didn't have a kid and the families had all inter-married, a bunch of people from other kingdoms started claiming the throne. A war broke with France and Spain fighting The Holy Roman Empire, Britain, Prussia, and a bunch of other countries. In the end, Louis XIV's grandson became King of Spain under the condition that he no longer had a claim to the French throne.
"What do you get when you mix a Spanish retard with a bunch of whiny French people?"

The War of Spanish Succession
by Adamantium69 June 19, 2008
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Spanish Harlem

A pale lanky skinny white kid.

Jared.
ME: "Hey Spanish Harlem, you are teh gay."
JARED: " Moon crater. "
by Bobo January 06, 2005
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Spanish Weaseler

when a man places his member between a womans upper lip and nose and commences with back and forth thrusting.
"Dude I totally gave that chick a Spanish Weaseler last night!"
by N-dizzle W-izzle March 28, 2008
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no means yes in spanish

A fairly old phrase, a comeback used in school up until taking spanish class.
“Can I have some of your fries?” “No.” “No means yes in Spanish *proceeds to steal fries*”
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I have been learning Spanish for 3 years now and am conversational. My friend who is Argentine taught me that they have a large Italian and Spanish influence. They use words like "Chao" and instead of pronouncing LL like the English Y, they say SHH. In addition, they say the word CHE at the end of sentences as a filler.
Argentine/Argentinean Spanish-Though I spoke Spanish fluently, I could not understand a word of the Argentine, for he had an impenetrable accent and used much slang.
by Happy facer boi March 14, 2022
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Insane Spanish Cobras

The craziest Spanish gang there has ever been, the Insane Spanish Cobras are a major force to be reckoned with. They don’t care if you’re Hispanic, white, black, man, woman, etc. If you fuck with them, just know that the Cobraz are unforgiving and looking to murder you. Having its roots in Chicago, the gang has expanded to various states across the country and will soon be going worldwide. Opposition to Latin Kings, other People’s Nation gangs, and all of the Disciple gangs. They throw up ISCN, YLOC, ISC, SC, 4500, and Cobraz World. They throw the Folk Nation rakes down not because Folks are opps, but because they identify themselves as a different set of Folks that does not fuck with Disciples. 4500 is the block on Chicago that they come from. They use black, green and white as their colors. Also have the cobra, staff, and diamond as their symbols.
Yo, them Insane Spanish Cobras are crazy a’f bruh. You see how they clapped those Latin Kings? They not fuckin around wit nikkaz out here
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Spanish Kitchen Cute

A term that has its roots in L.A., Spanish Kitchen Cute -- or SKC -- indicates when a woman is so libidinous that she seems willing to have sex anywhere.

Named after the popular eatery "The Spanish Kitchen", wherein a Hispanic was found having coitus on a table during lunch break in mid '08.
Wallace: Ayo, Tyrone. That bitch over there be givin' me them bedroom eyes.

Tyrone: Man, she straight Spanish Kitchen Cute, nigga. Best do her the courtesy of tappin' dat ass before I pounce on that shit.
by The_Incredible_Bee March 06, 2011
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