mexican spaghetti

When one's pubic hair is longer than their genitles (this only works for males, or does it???)

"wow, he/she's got the mexican spaghetti",

by rockinrunner69 September 20, 2007

Pocket spaghetti

When an awkward person is saved from embarrassment by offering their pocket spaghetti

“No I won’t exclusively date you”
(Pulls out pocket spaghetti)
“Oh shit aight”

by Spitballer666 October 8, 2020

spaghetti and meatballs

The act of a male having sex with a female while she is on her period. The act most commonly takes place in the kitchen, preferably on the kitchen table while having dinner.

" My girl wanted some spaghetti and meatballs for dinner."

by Reesespsj June 1, 2007

Spaghetti Taco

A spaghetti taco is a young promiscuous, provocative italian-american female. She wears tight, trampy cloths and has an obnoixous and selfish personality. Pretty much any girl on the Jersey Shore television program.

That Meadow Soprano/Sammi "Sweetheart" Giancola wannabe, what a Spaghetti Taco!

by tibbstownmayor December 23, 2010

Spaghetti Hoe

A hoe dat suck yo dick off afta she eat spaghetti and noodles be stuck up in yo dick hole.

Scott: My girl be a spaghetti hoe, she ate chef boyardee den give me brain i had a noodle out my dick hole. Shit was tits.

by Jordan SXE Watson September 25, 2005

Spaghetti-ing

When you roll up all the blankets in the bed, like a fork and spaghetti, you are spaghetti-ing the blankets. Singular, noun, "Spaghetti", as in "You're such a spaghetti", someone who takes up all the blankets, leaving the other person cold and exposed.

Ugh! Thomas! You're such a spaghetti. Stop spaghetti-ing the blankets!

by Elliot.Sven.Masson May 12, 2016

straight spaghetti

Something that sucks major balls

Friend: I broke my arm snowboarding over the weekend
You: dude, that's some straight spaghetti

by best_gamer_tag January 14, 2015