Violent Sneeze

When a sneeze rocks your chicken nugget so hard that it becomes violent like a hard rocker.

I almost had a violent sneeze when I flipped my nugget trying to reach for a tissue.

by Jukola November 22, 2021

Sneeze button

What the snooze button looks like when you are half asleep and not wearing eyeglasses (when you normally wear eyeglasses)

*Morning alarm comes from smartphone*

Phone screen (according to my eyes): "Sneeze"

Me: *hits the snooze button*

*ten minutes later*

*Morning alarm goes off again*

Me: "Fuck! I overslept. Why did I hit the sneeze button?"

by Leopards14 December 6, 2023

sneeze stew

verb, to vomit

"Dude, you don't look so good. Is that breakfast burrito staying put? I can pull over if you need to sneeze stew."

by Chorizo Pudding June 14, 2025

dracula sneeze

when u girl sucks your dick and makes it so hard she bit it off 12 times erased your mind let you think you were still getting sucked enough to get you to call her again and still say im leaving the dream when the conversation starts the first time

in italian like mix with spanish and something else voice "i fucking gave him the dracula sneeze 43 times and he call me 83 times"

by BlancoFamily January 15, 2022

Asshole Sneeze

When someone fingers your asshole with pepper and you and your body retaliate by ejecting a liquid sneeze from said anus

“Yo stop fingering I got an asshole sneeze coming”

by Drobinson17 March 26, 2022

Sneeze

Something dads do really well.

Never in my life have I heard my dad sneeze at an acceptable volume.

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 2, 2022

Sneezed my balls off

When you have a nasty ass cold, and you sneeze so hard that you feel your balls are sucked in and your eyeballs are popping out

Man that's a nasty cold, I sneezed my balls off all night long.

by DrInfidel January 7, 2014