Sneeze Controller

The controller given to any player 2 by snotty teenagers, usually covered in snot, which dried along with the cheeto dust on it. You'd be very lucky if either of the sticks worked.

"Have you heard of William? He's a lovely guy"
"Yeah, but if he invites you round, bring your own controller"
"How come?"
"He's only got Sneeze Controllers"

by gently_QuacksQuacks June 18, 2023

sneeze fisting

Popular among paddle ball players, sneeze fisting is used as a warm up before the big game. Upon sneezing the fist is inserted.

The paddle ball team players lined up to get ready for their sneeze fistings.

by Bagelmuncher2000 February 10, 2025

Not to be sneezed at

not to be rejected without careful consideration; worth having or taking into account.

a saving of $550 was not to be sneezed at

by Arminkshipper July 27, 2024

sneeze edged

when you go to sneeze and then lose it.

person one: “damn it, i almost sneezed!”
person two: “that’s sneeze edged!”

by lukatbhs May 31, 2023

Cheese Sneeze

A sexual act where a participant wets their feet and scrapes the cheese off their feet and smears it upon the other partners face

"Man I gave her a Cheese Sneeze yesterday"
"Dude wtf"

by Wyvern45 November 19, 2022

pixie sneeze

A high pitched/cute sounding sneeze

*ahcheee* pixie sneeze

by Junosbitch September 23, 2021

Sneeze Impotence

The phenomenon of feeling like you’re about to sneeze, and then, you do not sneeze.

I thought I had to sneeze, and then didn’t. I even looked at a bright light and it didn’t happen. I got sneeze impotence.

by 011000110 August 27, 2022