snail dick

having a small dick, snail is small and curved, so its a small crooked dick.

My chinese friend happens to have a snail dick.

by tobo4564564 December 9, 2008

Snailin'

When your in your car and some stupid fucking geriatric puss nugget is going 5 MPH, in front of you, when the speed limit is 40 and you are stuck behind him honking your horn thinking about how you have a fucking life and thinking this guy should die already and get out of your fucking way.

"Hey you old fucking wrinkle dick shitbag, why you snailin' on me??? Get the fuck out of my way bitch."

by L1qu1d S1lenc3r April 19, 2010

snoils

Silly snail snorting in the soil (say it really fast 5 times and soil becomes snoil)

Person 1: OMG I am getting aquarium snoils tommorow!
Person 2: really? I want one.
Person3: WTF are snoils?

by smilesr4free August 24, 2012

Snail

Affectionate term for one's significant other. Particularly when said person is characteristically slow at doing things.
Term usually used by Fluff

"Come on snail, it's bed time."
Snail and fluff are the perfect match.

by 🐌♥️🐻 November 13, 2019

Ishmael Snail

see "steve"

(this is where I would put an example if I had one)

by Hiro Protagonist February 16, 2004

sphincter sailsman

a man who takes it in his pooper

that man was a sphincter sailsman(queer)

by john jizzle February 7, 2007

snail trails doggy style

Fucking your partner in the doggy style position, then cumming on their back leaving a trail of cum to make it look as if a snail had passed.

Hey babe, let me snail trails doggy style you tonight.

by Tionwheels October 29, 2014