Cowpokes Saddle

Where you put a saddle on your partner bare back, proceed to shit on the saddle seat, and sit in it like a sad cowboy who shit him self.

Never sit in the Cowpokes Saddle

by Lil boy Ron August 21, 2025

to be saddled with

to be burdened with something

They don't want to be saddled with the financial burden of caring for their parents.

by mmitrolaw May 27, 2017

Stick n’ Saddle

When a man rides another mans cock while that man gives the other head

Me and my boys are gonna do the stick n’ saddle tonight

by Adolf Dripler February 5, 2019

Prattle in the saddle

A woman who talks incessantly while she's having sex in the cowgirl position.

OMG my wife was totally Prattle in the saddle last night. She's all "aiyeeee! After we get done here I've gotta aiyeeee! Vacuum and aaaaaaaah! Trim the 🌹 bushes
You you nnnnneed to uuh uuh sweep the sidewalk cause the Shittleboms are cumming oh yeah! Over for dinner. I'm having sliders with your favorite pink icing penis cake 🍰!

by 4realazitgits April 30, 2021

The Tennessee Saddle

When a man places his balls (one over each eye) while a woman or man is sleeping with his butt hole towards her/his mouth so she can then awaken to eat his ass. The act of saddling his HOrsE while she is sleeping.

Girl 1: So Chad came over and he used me as his Tennessee Saddle
Girl 2: Whats it like to be ridden?
Girl 1: Being The Tennessee Saddle is the best its like eating ass in space

by manu08 May 6, 2021

The Utah Saddlebackers

Saddlebacking - the term for the phenomenon of Christian teens engaging in unprotected anal sex in order to preserve their virginities. Named after Saddleback Church, home of the Reverend Rick Warren, who is a proponent of abstinence education, the "sex ed" that has convinced so many Christian girls and boys that buttfucking isn't actually sex. Specifically from the Mormon community.

Kristine is still a virgin in the eye's of God because the Utah Saddlebackers entered in the back door.

by WhatzZitTooya September 6, 2022

Back in the saddle

Physically fit again.

I'm back in the saddle, back to bangin everything that moves.

by TheToiletOfAmerica December 29, 2022