Smooth Sailor

When the toilet paper is clean after a big shit. No evidence on the toilet paper

Wow that was a huge shit better wipe. .... wipes ass.... looks at toilet paper nothing there. ..... Good to go a Smooth Sailor.

by Murseh8r January 23, 2022

Smooth brained Robbie

A smooth brained robbie is an individual who is unaware of modern slang. They can try but they still won't grasp the current slang, truly they will never be hip with the teens. If you encounter a "smooth brained Robbie" do not hesitate to laugh at their incompetence, because it is funny.

Jeff: "that was awesome, no cap"
Robbie: "why aren't you wearing a hat? Its cold outside."
Jeff: "oh you poor smooth brained robbie".

by Soggyfroggy February 22, 2022

Smooth muscle

One of the three types of muscle. Widespread throughout the body, responsible for movement in the digestive, urinary and reproductive systems.

Person 1: *gets an erection*
Person 2: "Wow, your smooth muscles are really working there huh?"

by craigellachie March 1, 2022

Smooth Vagina

Lame or inferior. Opposite of textured vagina

That weak shit was smooth vagina as hell

by Hokiepharm January 7, 2021

Smooth

To be so dumb that is seems that you have no brain.
To have no wrinkles on the brain.

Why did you do that? Are you smooth?

"1 + 1 = 4." What are you smooth you smeed.

by CousinVector January 14, 2021

Smooth truck

A truck that kills smoothly.

You've been struck by a SMOOTH TRUCK,it kills smoothly.

by Wolverine and cat!!!!!! REEEEE February 5, 2021

Smooth worm

When you ACCIDENTALLY find wormies in your smootheeeeeee. PLSSSSS- anyways chile stream queen doja cat!!!!!

woom smoothie (.) smooth worm

by Youoyo March 17, 2021