Penis smacking is the art of repeatedly hitting your own penis with your, or anothers hand for pleasure. You can also use objects such as wood, spoons, whips, and maces.
Bill: My penis hurts. Andy: Why? Bill: That stupid bitch Kate started Penis Smacking me the other night with a whip!
by Chase11 June 27, 2009
When the urge to smack someone, particularly in a bar or social setting, becomes overwhelming to the point of having to control it.
Variation: Snack Attack: late night drunken snacking. Unlike Smack Attack, Snack Attack is commonly uncontrollable.
Variation: Snack Attack: late night drunken snacking. Unlike Smack Attack, Snack Attack is commonly uncontrollable.
I'm surprised I didn't get kicked out of the bar last night for almost smacking that guy in the mouth. The Smack Attack was in full force!
by Rockalita September 26, 2008
This occurs when a student makes a comment in class in attempt to make him/herself seem smarter than everyone in the class as well as the professor. However, the comment is then shot down as utterly false by the professor thereby humiliating the student as he/she then tries to recover by using advanced vocabulary and a pompous tone even though he/she is inevitably digging his grave of shame deeper and deeper all to the class's enjoyment.
The kid thought he was being smart and showing off his advanced knowledge of chemistry when he referenced the noble gases as completely inert and unable to bond with any other elements to the entire class. The professor then PAM Smacked him, and said that Xenon, a noble gas, can and does bond with either 2, 4, or 6 Fluorine atoms.
by The PAM Smack May 04, 2010
a slight sliding grab across the head and twisting it, when someone deverses it for doing or saying somthing stupid
by Ryan Wong November 06, 2007
You're my whore bitch! Followed by a pimp smack.
Hey dude, my mum has DD breasts.
What the fuck?! proceeded by a pimp smack.
Hey dude, my mum has DD breasts.
What the fuck?! proceeded by a pimp smack.
by REVOLV3R November 04, 2007
by Kaine June 24, 2004
an act of sex/assertion generally found in cold climates in which a male sticks his erect penis in the snow until frozen and then beats his female partner in the face with it.
man, i got stoned off my ass the other day in greenland and i was bangin this chick when i started to get my bearings i realized she was ugly as hell so i gave her an igloo smack and ran.
by sven olefson June 26, 2005