Slippery Rubber Crunch

when you bite into a dildo thats all lubed up and ready to go, but bite too hard and make your way to its vibrating core.
dude in that hentai, this kawaii lolli pulled a slippery rubber crunch

oh sheisse dude, your such an otaku furfag
by PhrogKillr December 09, 2014
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Slippery When Wet

A Bon Jovi album released on August 19th, 1986. This is their most popular album. Gave birth to the iconic Livin' on a Prayer.
Me: "Did you know the US album cover is different from it's international album cover. Yes Slippery When Wet has a weird international album cover."
by Bonzi83 December 18, 2022
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Slippery When Wet

The name given by an audience member to mother during the filmed performance of Starkid's The Trail To Oregon
'An Excerpt from gone to oregon'
Slippery When Wet and I'm a mother of 2 could've been a banker guess a farmer will do, why did you get to chose?
by TheSolveItSquadAHHHHHHHHHH January 30, 2023
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born slippery

To be dodgy. A litle bit whoooo and a little be oooooo. A geezer. From the the wrong side of the tracks. Know what I mean? LUVERLEEE....
I can't believe he got away with it. Born slippery, that bloke
by Tony October 08, 2003
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Slippery Slug Sex

When two people of any sex completely cover themselves in olive oil and rub against each other then you put a bodily fluid of your choice in the persons mouth they wash it around they spit it in your mouth and add something else. It keeps going back and forth until one of you quits at that point the winner gets oral. Also known as S.S.S
"Man me and levi did some slippery slug sex last night he gave me a great blowjob after he puked all over my ass"
by SWAGLORD69696 October 29, 2014
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slippery kitchen worktop

the result of your worktops after a hard dirty romp on the kitchen counter with your boyfriend, whilst you're making tea for his mum who is upstairs in bed. The worktops could be covered in sweat, period liquid shit or perhaps cum after the session, just depends on where and how you did it ;)
by moiralinaa July 12, 2009
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The Slippery Avocado®

The Slippery Avocado® is when an avocado is a bit wetter than usual ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Also a lesbian sex position ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) that I want to try ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Mm~

Oh yeah~

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Hey Samantha *wink* wanna try The Slippery Avocado® with me? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
by xxthatoneweirdgirlxx March 06, 2018
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