I'd shart

Another way of saying "yeah right", "no way" or "I'd shit myself". Basically an exclamation used when you are doubtful of something or can't believe something.

Person 1: Dude, the Lakers just beat the Warriors!
Person: I'd shart!

by Edercheddar69 May 17, 2016

tally hall shart gif

an extremely infamous gif that shows as one of the top results when you search tally hall in gifs. it pictures a particularly explosive shart, and is captioned "tally hall".

i'm gonna send the tally hall shart gif
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

by not yrall April 21, 2021

emooj cum dildo shart

yass quinn slayyyy

if an emooj cum dildo sharted how would you feel bestie!?

by emooj cum May 9, 2022

Jacob sartorius

death

jacob Sartorius just touched me, it's time to go prepare my funeral.

by thelonelyhole June 9, 2016

Jacob Sartorius

That fuckin' cunt that become the #1 most popular celebrity in the world despite having no talent, weird eyebrows, a girlfriend that he cheated on, and songs about sweatshirts and "Love".

Girl: You are a Jacob Sartorius!
Popular Douche: And you're a Milly Bobby Brown!

by C0nn3r5 June 19, 2018

jacob sartorius

An ugly creature known for moving its mouth to popular music. Jacob Sartorius is known for giving many people cancer as well as spreading the cringe virus.

An ugly little boy who needs to back to "tutering."

I cringe whenever Jacob Sartorius "music" comes on.

by LittleMeomers November 30, 2016

Scartch That Kitty Cat

To get that pussy or please a women.

Dad:Son i'm gonna teach you how to scratch that kitty cat like I do your mom.

Son:Quit joking dad you haven't got none in years.

by J Mit March 23, 2005