Slapnicar

Slovenian legend that eats doorknobs and fucks tables. Has sexual feelings for cigs. Is married to Patricia Touron. Has a Phd in Chemistry from a Spanish University. "Whatever"

-Question 7, Mr. Slapnicar!

-Slapni, Slapni

by Rudy_ June 23, 2021

Slappies

When your bro or a stranger is at an adjacent urinal and needs help with getting the dew off the lilies.

"Hey bro, you need slappies?" "Yeah man, you?" "Yeah." *slaps* *slaps* "Thanks!" "No problem!

by SHTH34D May 26, 2021

Slappies

When two men are at adjacent urinals, it is common courtesy to ask if the man next to you needs slappies. Slappies is when you assist another man with "shaking the dew off the lilies" so-to-speak. You slap the man's d*ck to get the last few drops of urine out for him. It is also common for the slappee to ask the slapper if he would like slappies as well.

"Hey bro, need slappies?" "Yeah." "Ok!" *slaps* "Thanks man, do you need slappies?" "Yeah." *Slaps* "Thanks man." "No problem!"

by SHTH34D May 26, 2021

Slapilicious

Food that slaps so good it's beyond delicious

This sushi is slapilicious!

by Thefunkyman July 5, 2021

slappingest

To slap harder than any other slap before. To be so delicious that you are left dumbfounded, like you were just slapped upside the head by Lou Ferrigno in his prime.

The four-cheese pizza with crushed tomato from Big River Pizza in St Paul is the slappingest 'za in town!

by Hungry_AF July 30, 2021

slapping the hams

When you and your girl are going at it and it creates a slapping sound

What were you guys doing back there? Slapping the hams?

by Burlin August 5, 2021

Slappitè

Used to describe a meal, drink, or food item of any sort that absolutely slaps. Originated in Paris, France. But is used widely across the world to describe how much something slaps.

Wow, this gelato absolutely slappitès. It’s different, but slaps, but it’s different.

by jmonroe69 September 19, 2021