skeezer

1.A person who moves in a slow motion lacking excitment. They take their time as if they have forever.
2.a person your age who reminds you or resembles an elderly person
3.a person who dresses in a much older some what boring fashion

Speed it up you old skeezer!!!

by Amanda Cal_ October 10, 2008

skeezer

Ethnic slang for seizure

Pookie jus had a skeezer!

by docman June 26, 2009

skeeterd

skeeterd- when someone has been up to long or to high on coke

Man you look skeeterd out.

by downtownhunterbrown January 20, 2009

skeetering

When a dueshbag is sitting with a group of friends, and everyone is talking to each other and theres the one person who when they are so into thier phone, that they seem to ignore any questions and then respond 5 mins later to something totally different than they were just asked.

I was talking to Ron at the party, but he was skeetering so much that he didnt even know i was talking to him

by jageerox September 12, 2015

skeeterkiss

A snog in the anus

They gave me the worlds nicest skeeterkiss

by Kent slang😱 August 29, 2017

Skeetered

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I'm so skeetered right now girl.

by Officall smurf May 17, 2018

Skeeterbump

(1) An expression commonly used to express excitement.
(2) An expression used as a greeting term.
(3) A term for any sexual activity.

(1). *favorite team scores a touchdown*

Man: “Skeeterbump!!”

(2) Man 1: “Howdy”

Man 2: “Skeeterbump”

(3) Dude: “What did you do with that girl last night?”

Guy: “I Skeeterbumped her.”

Dude: “You what?”

Guy: “Skeeterbumped.”

by FuckStebe July 9, 2018