Simon Cowell

An old fat ugly stupid plastic faced cunt that has no talent, but thinks he has the right to tell people they have no talent. Also has an ugly wife that is only with him for his money.

That Simon Cowell is such a plastic faced fucking cunt.

by johndoe911 July 20, 2022

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simon ru

A Mexican who crosses the border looking for money in America’s banks

Simon Ru crosses the border again!

by OilBpil April 5, 2019

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A very epic man. A person whomst is very fun to hang out with and is very sunglasses. His dick is somewhere between 2-35 inches long. (It’s two). But more importantly (his cock is small) his soul is kind and smart. (Seriously tho his cock is tiny what a little bitch). He’s a smart man with a big heart. (his dicks skinny too, like you can see the dick bone). Despite being a good kind man, Simon has managed to be a Jew. Now I have no idea how he balances this double life but he does it well. Simon Carr is a good man and a good friend.

Simon Carr is Jewish, but I swear he’s cool

by TheRealEdgeLord69 December 3, 2019

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Simon The Scientist

The best scientist out there, coming to you with new words.

Yo dud, Simon The Scientist discovered how to go on the mars!!!

Dud: OMG JHOW////!!!????

By making the best rocket ship made out of cardboard!!!!

DUD: OMGEKGJQ

by Simon The Scientist April 22, 2018

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Simon worley

This name is used when someone cant get a girl even when they try

For example: bro your being Simon worley

by Doctor whale July 25, 2021

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nick and simon

two people that are best amigos and one is really good looking and filipino and has spiderman powers and one is 1/4% mexican named nick and together they love to eat burritos also the one simon is not ugly contrary to popular belief.

Nick and simon are so cute together also they never get in trouble together

by 😈 trolly March 13, 2022

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