Shower Steamer

The act of defecating while taking a shower. Related to but not to be confused with Cleveland Steamer.

When John realized that he was out of toilet paper, he decided that a Shower Steamer was the answer to his dilemma.

by Riller78 June 11, 2013

squirrel shower

A type of shower in which no shampoo, soap, or any other cleaning thing is used.

The $&@&ing hotel was out of soap and shampoo so I took a quick squirrel shower.

by Gian Luca’s March 10, 2018

Shower Skin

When You Take A Shower And Your Skin Gets Tight
Thus Making You Look Better And More Cut

G: Did You See Franky?
G: Omg He Looked All Sexy
B: He Has Shower Skin
G: Oh...Still <3

by OhemgeeNachoz February 23, 2011

Shower Shot

An anal enema and douching system that ties into a main waterline by a diverter flow valve at the threaded connection between the shower head and the water spout.

Joe installed his new shower shot so now he doesn’t need to get ready, because now he stays ready.

by Xylopho June 5, 2018

Black shower

A black shower is when you cover up the smell of your poor hygiene with copious amounts of cheap deodorant.

Yeah John came in stinking of piss and fags but he opted for a black shower cos he forgot to top up his leccy meter. Half a can of Lynx Africa raining down on him like a burst water main and he still stinks.

by Boris horse cock Johnson July 30, 2023

A shower of cunts

Colloquialism/collective noun

1. A description of the current British political system.

2. Football hooligans
3. Estate agents

The back-door privatisation of the NHS is testament to the fact we have a shower of cunts we have to deal with.

by dizzyeyedbex October 19, 2016

Lash Shower

Where you have a shower and take alcohol to drink while washing.

Just gonna go have a quick lash shower before an epic Matlock prelash!

by Lash showerer May 5, 2010