Food Shark

Food shark:

An annoying (usually thin), food obsessed person who frequents picnics, parties and events for the sole purpose of sharking around the food table, monitoring every calorie other guests plate making them feel like fat, inept, sea cows.

Addendum: usually these people or their offspring are lactose, gluten, nut or fun intolerant. Usually hail from the East or West coast of the continental U.S., respectively.

Thanks to that damned food shark, nobody ate my pepperoni and cheese stuffed meatballs!

by Hazeybear December 31, 2015

Shark Olympics

A race on who can cum faster inside a dolphin while sucking and watching someone's OF. The first to cum gets lots of Dolphin sexy thots that play with you and fuck you to death and sex so much cum the whole ocean became "shark milk". Pipstar should join this... It'd be interesting...

Shark Olympics

by quartz89_alt February 8, 2022

there’s a shark in the water

An Australian exclamation of surprise.

Bruce: Yeah, sí I just broke up with my gf.
Hugh: There’s a shark in the water!

by Sheev the Senate February 17, 2019

flipping the shark

Tranaitive Verb; The act of putting a woman into a trance like state and sexually submissive state through the discovery of a sensual or sexual action (hair pulling, fingers in her mouth, gentle biting of her neck etc.) towards her that causes said trance/sexually submissive state which is similar to the state of a shark when flipped upside down.

Last night with Brittany, I was flipping the shark by putting my fingers in her mouth to suck on! Her eyes rolled back in her head! That's interesting Bob because I flipped the shark with Ariel by pulling her long blond hair back hard. Flipping the shark is fun once you get the hang of it.

by absolutseth May 14, 2015

vagina shark

When a Guy goes underneath the water and snags the bikinis of girls, leaving there vagina exposed.

Mike is a vagina shark because he went under the water and snagged Marissa's bikini off her body.

by Mr.Supreme💯💪🌹 February 13, 2015

shark bump

what a shark does to potential prey to gauge its vulnerability before deciding to strike

When politicians blamed guns on the Ft Hood tragedy, they were "shark bumping" the American people to see if anyone would jump on the bandwagon of more gun control.

by Nomadictendency November 17, 2009

pool shark

The best pool playa. Person who shoots pool so well that they rule the table for hours on end. Uses defense, mad english, doesn't talk shit, and grabs the ball for opponent when she scratches. And always shakes the persons hand and thanks them for a great game when they kick your ass.

Here comes the pool shark!

by Emily Baker May 19, 2005