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Shitzis

When you go to wipe your bum but your tzitzis get in the way and causes a stringy chocolatey surprise.
Oi gevalt, poor Boruch had a bad case of the Shitzis this morning, you should have heard him howling from the bathroom stalls
by lolmook March 29, 2023
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shitzkin

Area between the ballsack and butthole also referred to as the gouch
Oh fuck me I think I’ve ripped my shitzkin
by Explorers July 6, 2023
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Shitzkrieg

When everything is going wrong in your life all at once; a time when everything is rapidly changing for the worst or strangely burdensome.
My wife is cheating on me with my sister, I locked my keys in my car, and my boss called to fire me. Why is today such a shitzkrieg?
by Keasterbunny December 13, 2023
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Seltzer water Lesbian

A female that walks into the bar with a 42oz Stanley cup of Seltzer water and a double of Don (no straw) sipping. Tore up already!
Damn Neef walked in the bar she Seltzer water lesbian drunk!
by Seltzer water lesbian January 31, 2024
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Seizure

A one way ticket from winning a game.
Thanks brewstew
God damnit jimmy has a seizure again
by Dicksucker1000 December 6, 2023
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Shitzprobe

A rehearsal of an opera or musical in which the singers sing with an orchestra, except the orchestra has been replaced by a backing track.
When is the sitzprobe? Haven't you heard, we've replaced the orchestra with a backing track so we're having a shitzprobe instead.
by Bobdefiner June 5, 2024
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Shitzprobe

A rehearsal for an opera or musical in which the singers rehearse with the orchestra, except the orchestra has been replaced by a backing track.
When is the sitzprobe? Haven't you heard, they replaced the orchestra with a backing track so we're having a shitzprobe instead.
by Bobdefiner June 5, 2024
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