A term used when describing one's punani that is hidden or unknown to the general public and is unable to be located. This box may be hidden due to the presence of extensive pubic hair or due to an extreme form of genital fungus.
"I tried to hit up that box to get my freak on but it was hidden behind a jungle of pubes. It sure was a secret box!"
"Secret box, no secret box!"
"Secret box, no secret box!"
by CockBlocker May 30, 2004
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Person A: dude, did you hear that spoon and tomato are going out?
Person B: eww, they'll break up soon.
Person C: Im confused. please explain your secret language.
Person A: you cant know it. thats the point.
Person B: eww, they'll break up soon.
Person C: Im confused. please explain your secret language.
Person A: you cant know it. thats the point.
by chelchelchelchelchel July 29, 2012
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A website where people anonymously post their sick secrets to relieve themselves of the burden. It is a very entertaining website.
Guy 1: Hey I just read about this guy who had sex with his best friend's mom and got her pregnant on post secret...... Hey look! Its a guy from around our place. Mann thats one fucked up arse.
Guy 2: Err yeahh...um...wow what a sick guy.
-comes to realization-
Guy 1: You mother fucker!!
Guy 2: Err yeahh...um...wow what a sick guy.
-comes to realization-
Guy 1: You mother fucker!!
by I Study Carrots August 7, 2009
Get the post secret mug.Bova "Dude I have a little penis, don't tell no one"
William "Alright man I won't."
Later that day
William "Hey V Gorp, Bova has a little weiner!"
Bova "WILLIAM YOU FUCKING SECRAT"
William "Alright man I won't."
Later that day
William "Hey V Gorp, Bova has a little weiner!"
Bova "WILLIAM YOU FUCKING SECRAT"
by haarharharhahr December 9, 2008
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James definitely smokes, but don't tell its part of The Big Secret.
James definitely smokes, but don't tell its part of The Big Secret.
by Srsballer March 22, 2010
Get the The Big Secret mug.Bitch, we've been on 5 dates already and you aint givin me nothin yet... show me that secret smile already!!
by Felipe Alejandro Lopez August 12, 2008
Get the secret smile mug.Someone who sends in post cards to Post Secret about things that everyone already knows or who brags about their secret being picked.
Josh was a Post Secret poser and would send in post cards every week about the time he pissed his pants at prom. Like no one would figure that one out.
"Tony, don’t be such a Post Secret poser. If you’re going to send in secrets shut up about it."
"Tony, don’t be such a Post Secret poser. If you’re going to send in secrets shut up about it."
by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
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