slimy scooter

---A sexual act where a man cums on a girls chest and she's forced to slide on a smooth surface...

--Or the dankest kush found smothered in cannibis oil...

(Guy) Yeah me and Sally got it on last night ...
(Friend) how'd it go?
(Guy) I came on her chest and made her a slimy scooter ...
(Friend) LOL awesome dude.

by Grimy Gregg March 16, 2017

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Floor Scooter

FLOOR SCOOTER
A being who scoots across the floor to rid themselves of dingleberries.

Man 1:Dude I didn't know you were a floor scooter.

Man 2: Tis was them.damn dingleberries

by Smackschacksmocksnack November 14, 2024

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Scooter

Scooter is the nickname given for someone who exudes chaos and warmth at the same time. Scooters are known for being mischievous and spontaneous. Scooters love to scoot around and have fun.

Someone: “wow they just ate an entire bag of smarties in 2 minutes and yelled ‘yippee skipeee!’ afterwards!”

Other person: “Yeah, that’s Scooter! Scooter loves candy! They’re such a lil scoot!”

by Xoivdela February 16, 2021

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The scooter gang of fat bastards that skirt up and down the aisles of stores taking up as much room as possible. These people never really seem to get many items, but rather just sit in the way and talk to other scooter drivers.

I seen the scooters of anarchy on the other side of Walmart blocking the entrances to the lil debbie section. They looked terrifyingly hungry so I dipped out of there before they pulled out their forks to sample me.

by Platezz January 25, 2018

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