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Scooter Spoofing

Scooter spoofing is a term coined by Charles Gorenflo Sr. in the 1940's to answer his children's questions about his and his wife's plans. When going ballroom dancing they say, going scooter spoofing. This required no explanation because the rules are as follows:
No children are allowed to go

No children are allowed to engage in scooter spoofing activities Children cannot question anybody that is going or has recently returned from scooter spoofing

Children are not allowed to speculate as to what scooter spoofing actually is

Children will find out what scooter spoofing is when they are old enough to participate
Charles Gorenflo Jr.'s wife, Dolores Malone Gorenflo, expanded the rules :
Children will be allowed to go scooter spoofing at the age of 13, accompanied by a known scooter spoofed

Age 13 and older scooter spoofers are not allowed to respond to any questions with any answers that do not follow the original rules Any answer scooter spoofing participants gives that do not follow the original rules will be denied and the person given a life long scooter spoofing ban
The descendants and close family friends of the Gorenflo's have kept this tradition alive and the term is known to have spread throughout the southern United States. It is now often used as a loose term to mean "going out and engaging in adult activities" but it's main purpose continues to be discouraging children from inquiring as to their parents evening plans.
Where are ya going Daddy?
Me and your mom are going scooter spoofing
What's that?
Your too young to know, you'll find out when you are older
by TrayC scoot spoofer January 12, 2020
mugGet the Scooter Spoofingmug.

Yellow scooter

The yellow scooter is a term used when you see a fat bitch and want her to fuck with you on a yellow scooter
Ayy Theo I want her on my yellow scooter
by Cjashh September 27, 2020
mugGet the Yellow scootermug.

flying poop scooter

When someone shits on the floor and then proceeds to step on it with their foot and "ride" it around the house smearing it everywhere like they were riding a scooter
Bro you finna tryna flying poop scooter this lame ass party?
by FaggotDildoFacory January 29, 2018
mugGet the flying poop scootermug.

scooters of anarchy

The scooter gang of fat bastards that skirt up and down the aisles of stores taking up as much room as possible. These people never really seem to get many items, but rather just sit in the way and talk to other scooter drivers.
I seen the scooters of anarchy on the other side of Walmart blocking the entrances to the lil debbie section. They looked terrifyingly hungry so I dipped out of there before they pulled out their forks to sample me.
by Platezz January 25, 2018
mugGet the scooters of anarchymug.

Floor Scooter

FLOOR SCOOTER
A being who scoots across the floor to rid themselves of dingleberries.
Man 1:Dude I didn't know you were a floor scooter.

Man 2: Tis was them.damn dingleberries
by Smackschacksmocksnack November 14, 2024
mugGet the Floor Scootermug.

scooter boys

my dad said their the boys who will die virgins
hun scooter boys are virgins for life.
by kickrocks November 28, 2020
mugGet the scooter boysmug.

Scooter effect

the condition in a which a person or persons drink alcohol to the point of passing out. Occasionlly they wake up with 'party paintings' all over the body.
After the 19th beer the scooter effect pulled John into a deep slumber in which Jack and Dionne drew pictures all over his body.
by Jason March 8, 2004
mugGet the Scooter effectmug.

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