Pooter scooter

A dog dragging its behind on the grass. Also a downer or extremely pessimistic individual in a group.

Everyone wanted to go to the movies Friday night, Dave would not stop complaining how horrible it would be. He was being a pooter scooter.

by Asaya October 24, 2018

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Scooter Burger

When you park your bus at a local diner in Harrison, MI and you order a cheeseburger but it gets served to another patron and you're forced to sit in the corner and watch them eat it

#Cuckold

Hey guys, wanna head up to The Peasantry for a Scooter Burger...Bentley is working tonight. #SpecialSauce

by anonymous July 10, 2023

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Cooter scooter

When you hit a females vagina

I just cooter scootered her

by Miccck January 24, 2021

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Scooter Puter

any computer older than 15 years old. Comparative with motorcycles being the new and more advanced, scooter being the more primitive and cheaply built.

My 386 from ages ago is a total scooter puter. My commodore 64 is a scooter puter.

by Goyoza June 24, 2010

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A really fat whale usually found in the ice cream section of the grocery store. That when it exerts gas from it's rear emits a grotesque smell the CDC are required to move all residents from the area to a safe distance. So the Military/Government can study its base of devastation.

Person 1: Did you hear about the neighbor who passed away because of his wife?

Person 2: Yeah I told him that 'scooter nuke' will be the one to do him in on the night of their intimacy but, would he listen? The answer was no and yet here we are to explain to our audience to read from. you're welcome.

by angelicdemon115 June 16, 2022

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