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School

A place that most people whine and complain about to no end. It's where we socialize and get prepared for the real world. It's where we make friends so we don't have to spend our life alone. Although not everything we learn there is important, a lot of it is. Plus, learning unnecessary things is still developing your thinking and understanding skills. School is what prevents our brains from turning to mush, and also where we can get away from our annoying parents and be with friends for about 7 hours a day.
Ryan: I hate school. We spend most of our childhood to teenage life sitting in a desk being forced to abide by teachers' rules and wasting our time learning pointless things.

Amanda: Suck it up. School is where we learn to think and make friends. Don't be so negative.
by Addie_7 April 4, 2009
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School

A facility that teaches young people great skills for life.

You idiots bitching and moaning, "OMG OMG I H8 SKOOL, IT'S HELL!1 MATH IS POINTLESS AND I'D RATHER BE SURFING INSTEAD OF DOING SCIENCE HOMEWORK!!1"

You have a great privilege, open your damn eyes, having free education. People in developing countries would love to have such opportunities, and many of you dumbasses are taking it for granted.

"Torture?" Hah. You morons are insulting those whom have suffered true torture.

Your hatred for school obviously stems from your frustation at being utterly stupid, and unable to comprehend what they teach, not because it sucks.

How will you know if the things you learn you'll "never need in real-life," anyway? Are you 100% sure of the job you wish to undertake for the rest of your life?
by Dark_Reaper August 5, 2005
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School

an indoor firing range

a place of emotional suffering which may also trigger violent responses among "school attendees" which involve them taking action to eliminate selected targets
John took an ak-47 to school to rip his teacher and fellow students to shreads
by Evilfrosty August 5, 2003
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School

The worst punishment for kids who are not liked by their parents, it's very cruel. First, there is math. Math has all sorts of different numbers and combinations and about 100 different things to learn about. I haven't gotten to high school or above, but if middle school is hard then it must be literal torture over there. Next, ELA. ELA is my least favorite subject, which is crazy because I want to be a writer when I grow up. I think it's mostly because the teacher is so strict though. I'm never gonna get the thing of like, whatever the verbs and nouns and stuff are supposed to be called. They talk about it for a few minutes and then move on to something else. Not that I like learning, but I think I might just look it up soon. Next is science. I know lots of people will disagree with this, but I just do not like science. It's not really my thing, except for chemistry and robotics. For the second half of the year, this year science has basically just turned into math equations, like I can't even see how it's science anymore. I mean, like, graphs? Seriously? I learned that in fifth-grade math, and now you're teaching it in science? IDK, it's crazy. Next is Social Studies, which is kind of a tongue twister so let's just say SS. I really have nothing to say about how bad SS is, and that's thanks to my super nice teacher. I sure am getting the best grades in SS.
School is the worst, and I'm pretty sure everyone agrees. Most of everyone, not those few special kids that have put a protection spell over their brain to stop them from stress and stuff. I mean, not saying that kids who like school don't stress, but you know what I mean, right?
by My Pseudonym 30333 April 21, 2022
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School

Teachers giving you problems you wouldn't have without them
by Hi25;4(())$$$55555 August 15, 2017
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School

Acronym- Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

It is basically a punishment from God for all the evil things you've done or ever will do.
Although, it is one of the most important things you can do to prepare yourself for your life ahead.
Alex-Hey, do you want to do something that will make you somewhat enjoy life today?

Tyler-Nah. I'd love to, but I have to go to school.
by OnlinePersona November 11, 2016
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