Seattle University

Seattle University is literally an overpriced piece of shit. Literally, you are paying for human defecated fecal matter. Seattle U is poo poo because overall its education is sub par at best and the campus life is lackluster. Nursing, Law, Business and Engineering are exception programs. However, any programs outside these areas are shit. The whole schools budget is dedicated to marketing and athletics. Thus, most programs get inadequate funding. Most of the professors I have encountered are uninspired and robotic. Furthermore, the social scene at Seattle U is non-existent. People divide themselves into cliques and the school makes no major effort to create a campus community. Parties suck. The girls are dykes who dress like they just experienced WWII. Most people are extremely politically correct. This is not an institution for free thought and debate. Lastly, the campus is genuinely ugly it is as beautiful as Elliot Rodger masturbating to frat girls.

Please do not go to this highschool that resembles human fecal matter. Please choose a school that will gives you a quality education at a fair cost.

No More Parties in LA?

Oh, you mean No More Parties in SU (Seattle University)?

by CCPMan May 23, 2017

scattledonk

to place ones bloody anal droppings upon the face of a German street woman.

man: "remove your scarf. i'm going to scattledonk you"

German street woman: "fo shiza"

by Adolf H. or A. Hitler July 12, 2011

Scatterogically

To speak scattered thoughts in a strategic manner

When Bob talked, he seemed to mumble all these words, but yet it made sense.

Yeah, he was talking scatterogically

by OfficeTalk November 4, 2008

Scatter-Talk

The way over medicated, caffienated, stressed, depressed, anxious, moms carry on a conversation....constantly changing subjects and over-talking others.

Hey, how are you? Kids good? Oops, dropped my keys. Do you feel crazy lately? Have you seen that story on CNN about increased ADD cases in children? Oh, gotta go, late. See ya. Sorry for the scatter-talk!

by karinda August 23, 2011

Scattergood Friends School

A quaker boarding school in west branch, lowa. "college prep, " manifested through over-scheduling students and assigning them copious amounts of homework, all while taking their phones at night and giving them a bedtime. Notorious for its student work program, which is a fantastic source of child labor that parents pay tuition for. Also notorious for its farm immersion program for the first month of the year, which includes even more child labor with some good-natured farm trivia sprinkled in. Led by an out-of-touch administration that gets away with being racist, transphobic, and homophobic, despite being a "progressive" school. Huge drug/alcohol problem - there's not a lot to do at a d-list boarding school in the middle of an lowan cornfield except develop a nicotine addiction from the jul you bribed some senior to buy you in lowa city. Students often transfer out at the end of the year (or even at semester), with few making it all four years. Only notable alumnus was a bolivian president that everyone in bolivia hated.

“why’s that get taken down?”
“because Scattergood Friends School doesn’t believe in freedom of speech”

by johnscattergood May 21, 2022

Phillip Sattler

One that has a visibly bruised head and eye

God damn it I stroked too hard and now I've got a Phillip Sattler

by Ol June 22, 2004

pulling a seattle PD

pepper spraying an elderly woman, much like 84 year old dorli rainey was during occupy protests there in fall 2011.

guy 1: hey man, how was volunteering at the retirement home?
guy 2: not so good - my pepper spray accidentally went off and hit several elderly people in the eyes and mouth.
guy 1: sounds like you were really pulling a seattle PD, bro!

by sonagaia November 20, 2011