scummer

A complete tosser who lives in the biggest s**t hole on the south coast, and possibly Britain, where the women wish they could be slags but will never get the chance because they all look like fat men, and all the men look and sound like pikeys.

"If only I wasn't such a butch scummer and had been born slightly further along the coast! Then I'd get a bloke for sure! And a decent looking one at that!"

by Missy April 10, 2005

slammer

Metal or rubber disc used to flip over/knock down Pogs. Circa 1994

That new slammer of yours is fuckin' cool.

by Mike M March 29, 2004

sammer

a cutesy way of saying "sandwich".

Boy: i'm going to the kitchen, want anything?

Girl: can you make me a sammer?

by Beth K January 12, 2010

scummer

A mustache wielding, Mick Channon sound alike supporter of Southampton FC.

Look at the tache on that cunt, blatant scummer!

by molly malones bush November 17, 2009

Nanner Scamper

During a boring sexual intercourse session, in which the male is on top. He quickly removes and exchanges his penis for a banana that resembles member. After inserting the banana he swiftly and silently scampers away.

"Last night with Mary I just wasn't feeling it, so I gave her the old Nanner Scamper and went to play some COD."

by Walsh Walsher April 14, 2009

alabama slammer

A big fat black dildo.

"This drawer is too small for my alabama slammer"

"I watched her sit on her alabama slammer and then I could see her tonsils"

by milphunter March 7, 2015

spammer's paradox

When a website is spammed on a forum, in which the thread it is posted in does not support spamming, nor does the original author.

Hey, go to my forums! But DO NOT spam there!

by JreZ May 6, 2004