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Spoon Insurance

A much needed and often over looked life necessity, ever lose a spoon and cannot find it, ever been without one.
well with spoon insurance there is no need to fear while your trusty insured spoons are near! the damage and rust that is no fuss, with spoon insurance its an easy fix!

so be at ease while your utensil is pleased.
Kawaii: Bruh I cannot find my spoon?!
Necri: was it insured?
Kawaii: Omg no I really should of signed up for that spoon insurance!
by Necri December 17, 2021
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Saloon Face

-A guy or girl who looks like they drink 30 to 40 beers a day. A person who you can see sitting at any bar in the world.
Look at that dudes Saloon Face, he must have had 20 Old Milwaukee’s today.
by Whereshunter March 8, 2022
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spoon wars

a battle during which the participants obtain large serving spoons and other culinary utensils (such as a wooden meat tenderizer) and spank each other until the adversaries surrender
Kendall, Grace, Robert, & Nana played spoon wars & shields. Team Nike, consisting of Robert and Grace, beat their opponents, Team Victory, Nana & Kendall.
by off brand oxford August 13, 2022
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spoon dong

Big head no girth. Just a taste, quick snack!
Dude was a spoon dong, a quick snack , but Im still hungry.
by Kitty9Mc September 11, 2022
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Silver spoon Haze

A very potent form of haze known for its bronze color, and very potent smell.
That silver spoon haze got me blasted last night son Twice
by S Marcus March 31, 2007
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squiggly-spoonch

noun: any of the various organs within one's body. Often used while describing pain.
OH GOD! YOU PUNCHED ME IN MY squiggly-spoonch!
by The smile revolution January 21, 2009
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Silver Saloon Suburbia

Living in a small town away from the city, gardening, missionary, white plates, silver car... occasional buggery.
"So where do you come from Geoff?"

"I live in a silver saloon suburbia, I’m satisfied with my life without wanting to be smug about it... although I’ve not seen my wife’s skinny bits in a few years; I just wank off over the dogs food instead"
by MrChuffy June 19, 2009
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