surging sanders

An ejaculation out of nowhere after an unexpected rise in excitement.

As made popular by Trevor Noah on the Daily Show's "The Legend of Bernie Sanders" @0:29

Hillary Clinton is worried about a surging sanders. So is ur mom! Buh duhm tssssshhh.

by MilkEyedMender October 14, 2016

Sander

Sander, worse version of Anders.
Average height, typically has a hot mom.

Person 1: Damn, did you see sanders mom?
Person 2: Yes, she dummy.

by bingbingwingwing June 17, 2022

Sander

Sander is the most sexy guy in the world. He is so tall and handsome. Girls chase after Sander. His rizz is more massive than the low taper fade. His penis is 35 cm

Sander is so sexy

by Foldviken December 30, 2024

sander

n. Person who prefers to just sit in the sand. All day. Every day. No real ambition.

.......

Yo! Up for a little skateboard action?

No. I’m more of a sander.

by gnostic3 August 3, 2020

Sander

A enormous muscular handsome man with a fat cock, he likes to lick pussy and eat ass. Girls with thicc bootys are his favorite. Every girl wants to fuck him

Wow i want to be a sander so every girl wants to fuck me

by Bandoleros November 22, 2021

Sander

Just a guy

Person 1: Hello Sander!
Sander: *Pulls out gun*
Person 1:*ded*

by ggSHaggy September 6, 2019

Sander

Sander is the best looking guy you’ll ever find.
He has a big giant ass penis (12 inches long wide pipe). He is very attractive and gentle. Sander usually gets girls on their knees without even doing anything.
Sander is the only one that can roll a joint like Bob Marley.

Damn gurl, that guy’s dick is huge!
His name must be Sander.

by James Gay October 9, 2018