swamp ass

When the area of speaking becomes chafed and irritated due to extreme ass wiping and/or sweating and is made worse by having the hangover runs.My name is mud

I got swamp ass so bad it hurts to stand still, much less walk or sit.

by Skip Jack October 2, 2005

swamp dump

Taking a shit after running, biking, fighting, sweating, rock climbing, roofing, moshing, or seeing 311 at Sokol Hall in Omaha Nebraska.

After dominating ninjas and arm wrestling germans, Paul decided to take a shit but realized he had a swamp dump situation.

by Paul & Nate December 18, 2007

swamp vag

When a girl forgets to change her tampon for too long a time, thus producing a seriously rank odor.

Ugh, I've been so busy I've got swamp vag.

by LahDeeDah August 27, 2007

Swamp Thumb

when you insert for any reason your thumb into your balloon knot, usually though to increase pleasure during masturbation, and when you are done slappin' your junk around and start to feel 1/2 homo, you pull out your sticky thumb covered in butt sweat, and shitty ass goo out and you realize you have Swamp Thumb.. you know, the funk that just doens't wash off... it's like a juicy ass coating on your tunmb that usually remains malodorous for a few hours..

So hey bro, i was jackin' my cock the other night, and right before i shot my cock-snot, i jammed my thumb up into my poopchute for a little colon tickle... when i pulled it out, i realized i had some nasty swamp thumb, so i gave my roommate a hitler while he was sleeping!

by xbhotlava October 20, 2007

swamp logger

the act of tucking one's penis between their sweaty ass checks then smacking a bitch in the face with it

Dude, it was such a hott night and she was such a whore...I couldn't help but giver her a swamp logger!

by vengence74 May 22, 2010

Swamp Bag

A lesbian fetish consisting of pinching a loaf, wrapping it in glad wrap and freezing it, before fucking yourself/partner with it.

SWAMP BAG YA MUM !!!

by pevaaa October 8, 2008

swamp pheasant

An extremely ugly female. Not even after 40+ beers at the pub would you consider taking this thing home. If ofcourse your standards do drop for a night. And you woke up with her asleep next to you, with her head on your arm. I recommend chewing your arm off, so you can make a quick escape without waking her up !

" Hey man ! check out the swamp pheasant that's talkin to Dave "

by johnny_the_boy August 21, 2005