stoner 

a stoner smokes a lot of weed but is still in control of there life. stoners are generally peaceful natured, and nice people. also they know just about everything about weed, and probably made a bong in there high school ceramics class or made a pipe in wood shop

stoners say things like: dude! they're the best band to listen to when your high

stoner by big roody March 23, 2008

stones 

Verb

1) Narcotics in small pill form (Variation of "Rocks"

2) Valuable gems or jewlery which is encrusted with valuable gems, normally used in conjuction with the terms "Lift" or "Jack"

That bitch shorted me a stone!

When the clerk turns his back, you club him, and I'll jack the stones

stones by Paraphrase February 27, 2004

stoner-maneuver 

a man who has mastered the stoner maneuver. one who can convince others at a party to bring them things without ever leaving the couch.

mike: "hey brenda can you pass me that lighter..."
brenda gets up from her seat and gets the lighter and passes it. while she is up...
mike: "while ur up can you get us a couple beers?"
brenda: "sure :)"
juan: "dude...nice stoner-maneuver!"
stoner-maneuver is often said in a high pitched and rapid style so only those in the know understand

stoner-maneuver by kindsir44 June 14, 2009

latter day stoner 

A Mormon who completly contradicts their religion by smoking weed and drinking alcohol. He/She still considers them self Mormon though.

Stoner: "Hey man you want a mountain dew?"
Latter Day Stoner: "No, I don't drink caffeine."
Stoner: "Why?"
Latter Day Stoner: "I'm Mormon."
Stoner: "What?"
Latter Day Stoner: "Yeah... you wanna smoke another bowl?"
Stoner: "For sure."

latter day stoner by Kristen Lee J October 18, 2008

Georgia Guide Stones 

A creepy pile of rocks.

Yo that creepy girl must have spawned from the Georgia Guide Stones.

Georgia Guide Stones by Swisp September 22, 2009

stoner food 

frozen meals and cereal is stoner food, they're easy and dont require alot of brains to make.

jasons frezer is full of hungry-mans, what alot of stoner food

stoner food by [e-mail] July 15, 2004

Loner Stoner 

1. A person who has little or no friends and smokes cannabis when nobody is around.

2. A person who has little or no friends and utilizes drugs including psychedelics, heroin and other drugs.

"Who is that guy, why don't I ever see him with someone, why does he always look bored and seems happy when talking?"

"Most likely a loner stoner, they typically get baked at night so you will never see them stoned."

Loner Stoner by Ben Gump August 28, 2009