Smurf

When you insert ur pp in once, and then ur both done.

"Bro I smurfed ur mom last night"

Smurf by littleclownbby April 22, 2019

smurfbod 

A fat faced retard that drives a dyke car and likes the color blue

Oh look it’s smurfbod driving his Xterra

smurfbod by Scoutgang November 7, 2019

Smurffed

Blue alien cum, that’s sticks to you like a money bag explosion from a bank

Garret smurffed the entire graduating class

Smurffed by Xavier ball suck May 9, 2020

smurf cream

a word that can be used for anything but no matter what you use it for it will always doing sexual

will you give me some of your smurf cream

smurf cream by smurf cream man September 5, 2020

smurf

a smurf is a skilled gamer that makes a new account to play with lower skilled players to win.

*playing csgo*
me: how the hell did he do that?

purp42088: must’ve been a smurf.
simpmaster11: too bad the only way he can win is making a new acc.

me: yeah,,

smurf by lillians69 November 27, 2020

smurf

smurf is when you grip your partners balls till they turn blue while sucking his dick and only releasing the grip when he is about to nut

i smurfed my bf but he lost his left nut because i gripped way too hard

smurf by but why tator February 15, 2021

Smurf Rock 

When you put a rock don the pipe in the porta potty causing blue blue water to splash your victims ass

James waddled back with a blue stain after being smurf rocked

Smurf Rock by Yung_Harold March 25, 2021