sloppy picaso

When you are giving anal sex and your partner releases feces on your penis.

She gave me a sloppy picaso, so I donkey punched the stupid bitch.

by Tom Kuth March 10, 2005

Sloppy Grandma

To uncontrollably crap your brains out.

Mike got so high, he pulled a Sloppy Grandma on his mom's couch.

by Anonymous May 29, 2003

sloppy-whore

a person who has a very large vaginal hole due to extensive sex with multiple partners

tammy pickering

by she devil September 21, 2003

sloppy bitch

a messy drunk; female

sung to the mickey mouse them:
S-L-O-P-P-Y B-I-T-C-H!

Did you see michelle last night? what a sloppy bitch!!

by Jacqueline&Sarah July 21, 2004

Sloppy Almond

A sexual move perfected by Tibetan Monks at the turn of the century. The almond is indicative of there brown robes and the sloppiness is simply how they roll.

The move is performed by bending you partner’s right leg behind their ear. Then simply insert your nuts in to their mouth while kicking them in the baby maker.

You know you have perfected the move when your nuts remain in tact at the end of the "experience."

That chick was so drunk last night she was begging for the Sloppy Almond. Instead I slipped her the Filthy Cashew.

by Mc Lovin' November 1, 2007

sloppy one

A name for a blowjob, specifically one where the man's jizz gets everywhere, making the whole thing sloppy.

Shut up and gimme a sloppy one, bitch.

by Funk3e_ChunkEE_3.14 June 3, 2005

Sloppy Nacho

A complex snowboarding style. Common in self-taught professionals, this approach involves speeding up when you see "SLOW" signs, sending it, doing barrel rolls, wearing a fanny-pack filled with nachos, and having your lift ticket checked by ski patrol.

Mary-Beth: What is the first rule of Sloppy Nacho?
Paul: The first rule of Sloppy Nacho is losing your keys on the hill.

by bizm January 8, 2018