Shrek 

A unit of measurement equivalent to 1hr 35min (the length of the movie Shrek).

"See you in a shrek!" (1hr 35min)
"Dinner will be ready in half a shrek." (47.5min)
"My birthday is only 469.9 shreks away!" (1 month)

Shrek by iamqw3rty December 29, 2021

Shrek 

Used to substitute vulgar language, typically used by a Shrek fan.

"HOW THE SHREK DID THAT GUY KILL ME!?"

Shrek by gavurban1232 December 29, 2021

Shrek 

Sexiest lad of all time. You will not be sexually satisfied with anyone else.

Shrek. I love you

Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

Shrek by Tall Fella January 8, 2022

Shrek 

An ogre overlord that deserves your upmost respect. If you do not respect him you shall go to where the bad people like the fairy godmother who is power hungry and uses more hairspray than there is oil on earth. If you read the holy shrek 1 2 and 4 movies you shall find the one deity we respect and praise.

Welcome to the church of Shrek the ogre

Shrek by That handle is alrea January 11, 2022

Shrek 

The hottest most magnificent 7"8 guy you would meet on tinder and he is one that will understand you no matter when sex, race, or body you have or are.

"Shrek is so hot"

Shrek by IlikeYourmomscompany January 13, 2022

Shrek 

The chadest of chads. A god on Earth. The true definition of peak physique. The one we all look up to. The god of gods. Simply put, the definition of perfection. No one can be perfect. No one can be Shrek.

Wow! This cake is Shrek!

It's perfect

Shrek by ShrekJoemama January 16, 2022

Shrek 

Shrek

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Shrek by disco! whilst panicking February 19, 2022