Jerking off while driving
by Molotov13 August 3, 2016
Get the Selfie roadheadmug. by sound of freedom March 15, 2021
Get the Two weeks after the second shot and that vaxhole is posting selfies from a Cancun bar.mug. When a male inserts a hand into a females vaginal cavity, then inserts the penis into the anus of the female and proceeds to jerk himself off through the taint wall to climax.
by Pshaum October 30, 2025
Get the American selfiemug. A selfie that will turn another person on. Usually on Hinge you have the option prompt to pick Selfie #503 for your photo’s. This would have to be the hottest selfie on your profile.
“Hey what about him, he looks so hot in his selfie”
“Ouu- That’s his Selfie 503, I’d let him do ungodly things to me”
“Ouu- That’s his Selfie 503, I’d let him do ungodly things to me”
by planether August 20, 2024
Get the Selfie 503mug. An insult given to someone who's acting like the kind of person that would take a selfie or who's just acting dumb. It pokes fun at the term, "selfie" for being both pointless and ubiquitous on many social media sites.
by TheThingStanding November 19, 2013
Get the go take a selfiemug. After taking his Beef Selfie, Chet had to reassure himself that he was not in fact, a raging homosexual.
by Bossmojo April 24, 2014
Get the Beef Selfiemug. by ¡El Fantazzzzma Blancoooooooo! August 7, 2017
Get the stickless selfiemug.