Nap Sandwich

When you are so tired you rather have a nap for lunch
I didn't sleep well last night. I'm going to have me a nap sandwich in my car.
by John J. Tucker September 16, 2007
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Sack Sandwich

1) A sexual term used to describe the nut sack being completely contained inside ones mouth creating an airtaight seal. (And great pleasure)

2) A defensive, derogatory, and somewhat threatening response used to impress your guy friends when your woman is not around and you want to talk shit to her.
During an awesome blowjob last night, my girl sucked up both of my balls at once and gave me a sack sandwich.

"Hey Chris...I heard your girl is pissed off because you went to the club last night without her. She said she was going to break up with you."

"Man fuck her. When I get home tonight I am going to serve her up a sack sandwich. Then we'll see what's up!"
by Mr. North April 18, 2009
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lol sandwich

While on a forum/instant messenger, placing a statement between two of your own lols.
A lol sandwich in AIM

*BaBi*EaTzOR280*: I love eating babies, they're so tender
IAreTehLolrus: lol
IAreTehLolrus: i cut myself at night
IAreTehLolrus: lol


by Ben Allen September 02, 2005
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Hammer Sandwich

A threesome involving two women and one man where the man ties a strap-on to his ass and gets one woman with his natural penis from the front and the second woman with his artificial penis from behind...
Joey hammer sandwiched those two hoes from the club last night.
by Adeadlybiscuit November 05, 2008
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scrotum sandwich

Two pieces of bread with a flap of scrotum in the middle. Usually enjoyed with a light sprinkle of italian dressing and sometimes a slice or two of cheese.
"Hi yes, I'd like a large coke, 2 fries, and a scrotum sandwich to go please."

"Damn nigga, I had the best scrotum sandwiches last night that my mom made."

"Mannnn I'm so zooted I could go for a scrotum sandwich, but i cant feel my teef yo"
by Goose Ronalds March 10, 2004
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lady sandwich

Look, you can see her lady sandwich bulging through her bikini! I'll bet it's good to eat!!
by Yoda August 20, 2004
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cream sandwich

Unfortunately, sometimes during the execution of a creampie in the doggystyle position, either partner may be too animated, thus causing the erect and ejaculating member to be thrust out of the receiver's love tunnel. In the event of such an outcum (ha), the male can thus save his seed from spilling on the floor by placing it between the girl's buttcheeks. His sex juice will then fill the space between her cheeks to create a delectable delicatessen known as the cream sandwich.
oh oh oh... oh shit
Baby?!
Don't worry, I managed the cream sandwich
by real crispy hispy November 02, 2006
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