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Mile High Rub

The act of masturbating on an aeroplane, usually (and more practically) in the toilet.
Jeff: How was the flight from London to Paris?
Brian: I couldn't quite find the time to pick up a bird for a bit of mid-air hanky panky, but I did rub one out instead. It was the right thing to do.
Jeff: Nice! Nothing wrong with doing a Mile High Rub.
by rob1982 January 21, 2013
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Memphis dry rub

1. When a girl gives a poor quality hand job.

2. Blisters gained from a very dry/rough hand job.
Dude 1.
"So I watched you leave with that chick last night."

Dude 2.
"Yea it turned into a Memphis dry rub."
by Louie Carman May 18, 2013
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tap tap rub glass

Playing games - an app - on a tablet computer or smartphone

Variations:
Tap tap: predominantly typing
Rub glass: not typing
I'm off to tap tap rub glass
by SP-1160 August 25, 2013
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double-handed rub

double-handed rub:

- going at your gear and masturbating with two hands instead of one
- obviously, a GREAT masturbation technique which kind of explains itself

Background:

- Two hands are better than one.
- The male version usually involves massaging the grapes while cranking the sausage.
- The female version usually entails holding back the curtains while tickling the little-gal-in-the-boat.
Ex.1

Joe just discovered the 'double-handed rub' and now has to use speaker phone during phone sex with Val.

Ex.2

Val used to easily pleasure herself while she was driving, but since she discovered (and totally switched to) the 'double-handed rub', she either pulls her vehicle over to the side of the road or she drives with the cruise control on and steers with her nose or feet.
by GlennyJ December 10, 2013
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Wisconsin Dry Rub

The act of eating wings, taking a hefty steamer on the waitress, and rubbing it thoroughly on her cleavage, allowing it to drizzle down to her stomach. To finish it, you leave her no tip. Do this weekly for ultimate effect.
"Katie was being such a bitch, so I gave her the Wisconsin Dry Rub. Can't wait to go again next Monday."
by tamslam March 2, 2015
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Buckley Ball Rub

The one of a kind technique where the male's testicles are rubbed anti clockwise three times, kissed left to right twice, then finished off with a flick to the end of the penis. This technique has been proven to make the male last 3x as long but comes at a painful price.
"Listen bruv, if that hoe hadn't have gave me that Buckley ball rub, I'd have bust a nut before it went it!"
by JoshuaPuddle October 24, 2016
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Reverse Spock Finger Rub

A fingering technique used on women. Women are bent over while the middle and ring finger are inserted while the pinky rubs on the clit.
I gave her that good Reverse Spock Finger Rub.

Hey bro lemme tell you about the Reverse Spock Finger Rub.
by The Cherokee December 26, 2019
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