rooster smashed

the state of which one is completely high and intoxicated. typically said in southern US.

Earl, I done got the stuff, let's get rooster smashed.

by ptwitchypyrate February 02, 2012

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Mechanical Rooster

When there is a room full of hens and one of them has a strap on is known as the Mechanical Rooster.

John got pegged so hard by that mechanical rooster last night!

by Fagams Hero June 06, 2021

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rim rooster

A fourty year old female whom is out of her prime and has to keep a mans attention by licking the rim of his butthole. Aka (rim rooster)

Oh dang look at that rim rooster.

by ShoorOh dang October 27, 2018

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Blow job rooster

A girlfriend, boyfriend, or sexual partner who wakes you up by performing fellatio (dome, blow job, sucking D) on you.

Damn, you're lucky af! I wish I had a blow job rooster, I wake up hard anyway.

by NMLobokid September 25, 2016

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super rooster

A term used by haters to define a black male who always no matter what put hens (women) in the hen house (sleeps with) with his dynamic swagger.

Hater 1: Uh oh, here comes super rooster, hide ya bitch!

Hater 2: Yeah man I better keep my girl away from him. I know she gonna let dude SMASH!

Hater 1: Man he don't say much to them hoes, he just eye fuck the shit out of them and the next thing you know he SMASHIN!

by stinkmeaner March 21, 2008

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