by imfuckingey May 31, 2019
Get the Rooster candymug. When there is a room full of hens and one of them has a strap on is known as the Mechanical Rooster.
by Fagams Hero June 6, 2021
Get the Mechanical Roostermug. 
When nature calls in the morning, but it's not you, it's you neighbour...
Having a grand time with his girl, humping away, whilst you're trying get some extra time to sleep.
Having a grand time with his girl, humping away, whilst you're trying get some extra time to sleep.
Once upon a time, you tried to have a quiet lazy Sunday morning...
Some random moans start to emerge, but assumed it's just the wind...
Then all of the sudden, some screams came one after the other, for a good minute or two...
Did it sound human? Am I still dreaming?
Nope, it's the bloody floorboards and walls not being thick enough!
Hence the "Morning Glory Rooster(s)"...
The end.
Some random moans start to emerge, but assumed it's just the wind...
Then all of the sudden, some screams came one after the other, for a good minute or two...
Did it sound human? Am I still dreaming?
Nope, it's the bloody floorboards and walls not being thick enough!
Hence the "Morning Glory Rooster(s)"...
The end.
by stereoGeeza March 15, 2014
Get the Morning Glory Rooster(s)mug. It is a way to subtly call someone a cock bag in public. Or a way to speak the phrase "cock bag" as if using a rooster and hand bag emoji.
by jaxombie February 19, 2017
Get the rooster pursemug. by RoosterLooter December 19, 2022
Get the Bushy roostermug. by CucumberJoe September 10, 2022
Get the Red Roostermug.