I've been stopped at every redlight today, I should pray to the Rooster Lord for his grace and prosperity.
by Carl the Rooster Gos March 06, 2024
I agree, Jake is really being a rooster pylon every time you try to have a conversation with your future wife.
by Cire Tdnew October 19, 2023
When nature calls in the morning, but it's not you, it's you neighbour...
Having a grand time with his girl, humping away, whilst you're trying get some extra time to sleep.
Having a grand time with his girl, humping away, whilst you're trying get some extra time to sleep.
Once upon a time, you tried to have a quiet lazy Sunday morning...
Some random moans start to emerge, but assumed it's just the wind...
Then all of the sudden, some screams came one after the other, for a good minute or two...
Did it sound human? Am I still dreaming?
Nope, it's the bloody floorboards and walls not being thick enough!
Hence the "Morning Glory Rooster(s)"...
The end.
Some random moans start to emerge, but assumed it's just the wind...
Then all of the sudden, some screams came one after the other, for a good minute or two...
Did it sound human? Am I still dreaming?
Nope, it's the bloody floorboards and walls not being thick enough!
Hence the "Morning Glory Rooster(s)"...
The end.
by stereoGeeza March 05, 2014
A self pleasuring position that erupted in the late 1980's in the town of Rouleau, Saskatchewan where Mr. Roger Flender grew up. Roger, among other extra curricular activities, had a fetish for roosters. He grew so attached to the animal that he wanted to further his love by mimicking their style for pleasure. The position has 4 steps: (Note, this will only work for males)
1. Push your stiff boner between your legs so that it is pointing directly behind you.
2. Close your legs, holding your boner in this position.
3. Keeping your legs together, bend down slowly so that the tip of your boner pushes through the gap just above your ankles depending on the length of your boner.
4. Then with the help of your favorite lube, continue to pleasure the tip of your penis by pushing it in and out of the gap above your ankles.
* Shave the part of your legs where your boner touches for added smoothness/pleasure.
1. Push your stiff boner between your legs so that it is pointing directly behind you.
2. Close your legs, holding your boner in this position.
3. Keeping your legs together, bend down slowly so that the tip of your boner pushes through the gap just above your ankles depending on the length of your boner.
4. Then with the help of your favorite lube, continue to pleasure the tip of your penis by pushing it in and out of the gap above your ankles.
* Shave the part of your legs where your boner touches for added smoothness/pleasure.
by Gilbert Brandon May 27, 2011
by benso411 August 01, 2013
Refers to da lengthy five-separate-note fart ("Errhh-erh-ehrh-erh-EHRRrrrrrrhhh...") dat you let loose wif while sleepily stretching after waking up shortly after dawn.
Tiffany detests da smell of putrid methane, so just as soon as I wake up in da morning, I always rush to da bathroom and flick on da overhead vent-fan, so dat I am not near her when I let loose wif my reverse rooster-crow.
by QuacksO June 24, 2023