chocolate road

the anus / butt hole

Man: "Honey, let's try anal sex."

Woman: "Don't think about taking the chocolate road!"

by thread-in-a-rug August 29, 2009

road biker

A person with 1% body fat who buys carbon everything for their already carbon roadbike. They are also very annoying to pass on the road because they are mentally unable to use the shoulder

“Yo look it’s a road biker (roadie) passing the MTB trails, I wonder where his husband is”

by Bag of nuts October 27, 2020

Road Pirate

(n.) A person that is employed by the corporate State as a Policy Enforcer (Polic-e) to steal money from you as you travel the public roads. They can be spotted hiding behind signs, bushes and in concealed parking lots. Many times they will speed past you recklessly looking at their cell phones. They are armed and their automobiles are equipped with sirens and lights to make it easier to force you off the road in places to impede other travelers. Favorite saying is "STOP RESISTING!!!"

The Road Pirate forced me off the road and claimed I owed his company 500 dollars.

by State Citizen Trust June 22, 2023

Off The Road

Far More Intense Than "Off The Hook" Or "Off The Chain"

Person 1..You see that hottie at the bar?
Person 2..yeah, shes bangin
Person 3..man, shes "Off The Road"

by TeX October 29, 2003

Road Rudder

A Dutch Rudder performed on a person while they drive a car (much like road head). Warning: do not attempt in a vehicle with manual transmission.

The front seats in Bill's Hummer are too far apart, so instead of road head, I gave him a Road Rudder.

by Antonio and Bassanio December 15, 2008

road-phlegm

( noun ); The dirty spray that comes up from the rear wheels of the vehicle in front of you, as you drive on a rain-slick road.

Driving is dangerous if you cant see the road clearly. Keep wiper fluid in your car to wash away the road-phlegm.

by YoucancallmeFloyd December 8, 2007

Road Agent

In the Old West, a highwayman. Also called an owlhoot.

The shotgun rider on the stage kept a keen eye out for road agents.

by OrthodoxQuaker March 16, 2011