A person whose identity revolves around the consumption of fossil fuels and conservative propaganda. Frequently seen committing acts of vehicular aggression toward EV's and cyclists, blaming their political enemies for rising fuel bills, and repeating talking points that have no basis in empirical reality.
A coal-rolling petrosexual in an F-350 tried to run me off the road. I floored it. He had no chance of catching up with me.
by domesticatedviking October 26, 2022
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John took Emily into the bathroom on Amtrack and had intercourse with her, it was a fun metrosexual experience.
by revoLucian1776 February 28, 2024
Get the Metrosexual mug.A veteran who subtly inflates his military service and often appearance to make himself more attractive in social circles. For instance, a former soldier who was a truck driver or cook, grows out an “operator beard,” gets swole at the gym, tells people he’s former military, and when they ask for specifics says, “I can’t talk about it.”
by RainyDayMax December 8, 2024
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by Typedivk May 1, 2025
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The tendency of an individual to be hitting on every possible option on the metro increases with how qualitatively metrosexual they are. (Yes, metrosexuality increases with how down bad someone is)
The tendency of an individual to be hitting on every possible option on the metro increases with how qualitatively metrosexual they are. (Yes, metrosexuality increases with how down bad someone is)
X: James is a crazy metrosexual, it’s so funny how you can’t have a conversation with him on the metro without his eyes flitting over the place.
Y: I’m pretty sure he’s down bad, especially since he ended his LDR recently. But I didn’t realise he was this down bad to be catching the early metro just to see a girl he didn’t even know on the same metro.
Y: I’m pretty sure he’s down bad, especially since he ended his LDR recently. But I didn’t realise he was this down bad to be catching the early metro just to see a girl he didn’t even know on the same metro.
by niceknowingyaaa June 4, 2025
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