Retard

My dumbass math professor.

Hey look at that RETARD teaching class!

by DarthyTheVader December 3, 2018

Retard

The people on mobile game ads who can't figure out the simplest of puzzles.

Game: got to click something here ()
Retarded player: clicks something here()

by Youractualmother.com February 25, 2020

retard

the people who vote on suggestions for this site

p1: "damn dawg, who the fuck approved some of these dumbass definitions?"
p2: "idk mane, some fuckin' retard apparently"

by fxckedandleftfordead July 18, 2020

retard

you lol

me:why should i tell you what the word retard means?you retard.
you: *a single tear*

by a cool person??? November 1, 2017

Retard

Not to be confused with "Mental Disabilities". The term "Retard" is used when someone should know something is a bad idea or dumb but continues to proceed with the action anyway.

No longer should be associated with the archaic definition of "Retard".

Person 1: You willingly ate something that is meant to clean things? Why?
Person 2: I watched someone else do it.
Person 1: You are retarded.

by NylithRyze August 1, 2018

Retarder

Not only retarded by themselves, but their retarded-ness rubs off on those around them.

“He’s such a retarder, it took one week and she’s already watching Callmecarson” -JayC

by jjaayy777 July 12, 2019

retardation

Retard: a utterly stupid ass dumbass person, eg. rakamafaze-XBOX, a stupid moron who knows NOTHING about anything and who plays call of duty bo3 trying to get round 100, dumbass dickhead.

Mason: ugh Kacey you fucking retardation kill yourself!!
Kacey: its retard you fucking specy.

by the boss MTG August 14, 2023