Rectal/Cranial Inversion

Having one's head up one's ass.

Julie is such a suck-up! She's suffering from a rectal/cranial inversion these days!

by vanman_57 December 8, 2011

Reshal

She is incomplete without her love
She is tooooo into treasure
Ditched off BTS

She is reshal, incomplete without neev

by her mentor March 11, 2022

Cranial - rectal syndrome

An advanced form of cognitive dissonance where a person's head is actually so far up their own ass that it reemerges from their own mouth thus creating a black hole of ignorance and hypocrisy devoid of reason or logic.

Trump supporters must suffer from cranial - rectal syndrome because they seem to not understand their own hypocrisy.

by Grimmnevil June 8, 2017

Rectal Ranger

A man who pursues adventures, escapades, or shenanigans in the rectal area of another man. Also may be used to describe the "double life" of a man who is married with kids, but secretly is a butt pirate with other men at night and on business trips

John is so obviously a rectal ranger. I mean, hes more addicted to ass than one of those scat freaks!

by The Dizzle with the Wizzles! March 17, 2003

rectal leech

One who sucks the rectum. Usually a homosexual.

You ass sucking rectal leech.

by Prion July 12, 2003

rectal benedict

when someone takes a crap in your mouth through a piece of canadian bacon.

Does anyone have a toothbrush? I just had a rectal benedict!"

by D. Finer November 29, 2006

Rectal Spurs

Spurs in the rectum. Jagged growths in the anus usually cause by repetitive anal sex.

"Damn by ass hurts I think I'm getting rectal spurs."

by Lizzie Shadduck May 28, 2008