seeing your crush in a relationship

It’s the worst thing because you wish you were that other person who’s in a relationship with your crush and you just imagine life with your crush if you guys were together.

Example:

Girl: *sees crush* Hey
Boy: Hi, guess what, I asked a girl out and now she’s my girlfriend

Girl: *fake smile* ohh that’s great *really dying inside*

Boy: well anyway I have to get to class so I’ll see you later 👋

Girl: bye
Boy: * leaves*

Girl: OmG noooooooo

Friend: hey what happened

Girl: my crush has a girlfriend!!!
Friend: no way!! What!?
Girl: 😭

Only if we actually talked to our crush and if you do then well done. This is most relatable in the category of “seeing your crush in a relationship” have you ever experienced this?

by Funny & hilarious person May 12, 2018

unilateral non disclosed temporary revocation of mutual exclusivity

To Cheat or have an affair, its legalese

I had a unilateral non disclosed temporary revocation of mutual exclusivity with my gf last night when I hooked up with her sister.

Baby I did not cheat, we simply had a unilateral non disclosed temporary revocation of mutual exclusivity.

by Pedro the Poet September 20, 2011

Relationshipable

Someone who is good for a realtionship.

One capable of being in a realtionship.

Even though Roger is in a Frat, he is still relationshipable.

by jalizabeth March 27, 2009

post relationship symdrome

Post Relationshp Symdrome (or PRS) is when a partner goes through menopause like symptoms after breaking up with a friend or marriage partner. There are periods of time where there is a severe change in personality that is mostly related to the emotional changes in life brought about by the break up.

The rage can be during short periods of time or last for longer periods of time depending on the condition of the person. However, the rage may be significant and major departure from normal mood and temperament.

Joe: Jean was the sweetest girl you ever met till she got severe post relationship symdrome.

Bob: I guess when you fall in love from the high she was on and into your bedroom where your boyfriend is pumping your best friend, your going to loose a few screws and unravel on occassion.

Johnson: Yea, but it is been 12 years. She definately needs a good screwdiver to put her back together again.

by mlhiss March 29, 2008

Jackary Relationship

When your in a relationship but keep breaking up over small things, saying it's over forever but then getting back together hours/days later. Only to repeat the process again within the next 7 days.

Guy1: "Hey man I just broke up with my girlfriend. It's for good this time I don't wanna see that bitch again."

Guy2: "Again!? That's the 4th time this month, your totally in a Jackary Relationship man".

by Jarnold93 May 30, 2010

Is the girl always right in the relationship?

Yes the girl is always right. The guy should know that and not try to argue, especially dont listen to the girls' best friends dad, for he will give you the wrong advice(:

Is the girl always right in the relationship?
what is the answer to 1+2?
girl: 7
guy: 3
girl: im right
guy: yes you are...

by ME!2842 December 18, 2012

relationship test

This is masturbation for a special purpose - to test physical attraction to a prospective significant other. While masturbating, you think of the other person. If you are able to finish with only this mental stimulation, then you can be satisfied that you are attracted to the person physically, independent of their personality or their feelings towards you. If you cannot get off, then a relationship with the person will likely fail, as you likely will not find them sexually attractive.

Last night I took the relationship test with Meagan. It doesn't look like we're going to make it.

by Mr. Michele August 9, 2007