i-ready 

i-ready is a piece of shit website made by a dumb fuck that your teachers make you do . prepare to suffer and wanna fucking kill yourself with this bullshit . but when u get older , you will realize that really this shit is useless.

robert - yo , why do you look so beat up ? you good ? ava- nah , i did i-ready yesterday and trust me , i hate it

i-ready by dyingwhale.01 November 11, 2019

Guardian Reader 

Synonym for Champagne Socialist.

Giles used to be real, he spent his parents' allowance at university attending protests, buying Billy Bragg CDs and supporting revolutionary ideals, but ever since graduating and being employed by Goldman Sachs he's all talk and no action - just a Guardian Reader.

Guardian Reader by cocksuckah December 14, 2010

Bonesaw is Ready 

Phrase from the 2002 movie "Spiderman", where Spiderman is about to fight Randy Savage (Bonesaw McGraw) but Randy says "Bonesaw is ready!" It

"BONESAW IS READY"

Bonesaw is Ready by Le Carlton September 25, 2017

I-Ready 

A stupid test that causes students to hate their lives and causes them to develop anxiety, depression, anger, hate, etc. It is also repetitive and retarded thing that sucks for anyone who does this crap.

I-Ready is mainly used as a way to torture students and to make them hate everything!

I-Ready by Anonymous 955534 January 8, 2022

My Body Is Ready 

Phrase said by Reggie Fils-Aime in a Wii Fit test at an E3 the meme exploded so much that even Nintendo referenced it in Pokémon

Les do this My Body Is Ready

My Body Is Ready by Wixkslfjdkfirjeje August 14, 2021

single and ready to mingle

1. you are single and ready to hookup with someone
2. you are single and ready to get to know people

i am single and ready to mingle

single and ready to mingle by anon11109876543210 September 16, 2014

fellatio ready 

Similar to the term used for a TV that is "cable-ready" or "HD- ready", "fellatio ready" is a term used to describe a girl who is so hot, she's ready to be orally sexed at any given moment.

STEVE: Hey Carl, did you see that hot waitress at Sonic last night?

CARL: Hell yes...that bitch was fellatio ready in those tight pants of hers.

fellatio ready by Navin_Johnson April 14, 2008