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Awesome MMORPG made by Korean company G-potato.
Pros:
*Sexy-Ass Graphics
*Feature which allows you to own a pet
* 3 different Races
*PK mode to cater fornoobs
*A nice amount of servers
*You can get a nice view of a noob getting owned daily
*Huge world
Cons:
*Takes fucking forever to download due to graphic quality (1GB-16 hours)
* Most servers were there from the start and have an over-inflated economy -when you're trying to buy armor/equips, you'll see the price fucking KEEPS RISING...
*Too many noobs...
*One of the mobs looks a little bit like a hooker
Some Rappelz situations:
Pros:
*Sexy-Ass Graphics
*Feature which allows you to own a pet
* 3 different Races
*PK mode to cater fornoobs
*A nice amount of servers
*You can get a nice view of a noob getting owned daily
*Huge world
Cons:
*Takes fucking forever to download due to graphic quality (1GB-16 hours)
* Most servers were there from the start and have an over-inflated economy -when you're trying to buy armor/equips, you'll see the price fucking KEEPS RISING...
*Too many noobs...
*One of the mobs looks a little bit like a hooker
Some Rappelz situations:
A combat situation:
Mob: (Dies)
Noob: IZ BETTER DAN U! ( Runs over to aggro)
Aggro: (Kills noob)
Noob: OMG! CRY!!!
Me: Sup Yo
Mob: Fucking noobs....
A buff situation:
Normal Player: Hi there! can I please have a buff please?
Me: Sure dude! (Buffs)
Normal Player: Thanks! Bye!
Me: Any time! If you run out, you can get some more :)
Friend: You are a SAINT, woman!
Me: I know!
Noob: BUFF
Me: What the fuck?
Noob: BUFF MEEEE
Me: Oh my God... Please don't tell me they are foreign...
Noob: BOFFF NUAAAOWWW
Me: I didn't here a please
Noob: BUUFFF PLZZZ
Me: Where I come from, PLZZZ isn't part of the English Dictionary..
Noob: BOFF PLOXX
Me: Plox doesn't work either
Noob: U R SOOOO MEAANNN UU NUUU BUFFF MEEE CRYCRYCRYCRY1111111
Me: * Faints*
Friend: *PKs Noob* DIE!
Me: *Wakes up* Thank you!
Friend: No Prob! Shit.... Now I gotta sacrifice 10m to the bitch in the sacred statue to be 'forgiven'
The lesson in these examples is: In Rappelz, noobs are always RUINING FUCKING EVERYTHING
Mob: (Dies)
Noob: IZ BETTER DAN U! ( Runs over to aggro)
Aggro: (Kills noob)
Noob: OMG! CRY!!!
Me: Sup Yo
Mob: Fucking noobs....
A buff situation:
Normal Player: Hi there! can I please have a buff please?
Me: Sure dude! (Buffs)
Normal Player: Thanks! Bye!
Me: Any time! If you run out, you can get some more :)
Friend: You are a SAINT, woman!
Me: I know!
Noob: BUFF
Me: What the fuck?
Noob: BUFF MEEEE
Me: Oh my God... Please don't tell me they are foreign...
Noob: BOFFF NUAAAOWWW
Me: I didn't here a please
Noob: BUUFFF PLZZZ
Me: Where I come from, PLZZZ isn't part of the English Dictionary..
Noob: BOFF PLOXX
Me: Plox doesn't work either
Noob: U R SOOOO MEAANNN UU NUUU BUFFF MEEE CRYCRYCRYCRY1111111
Me: * Faints*
Friend: *PKs Noob* DIE!
Me: *Wakes up* Thank you!
Friend: No Prob! Shit.... Now I gotta sacrifice 10m to the bitch in the sacred statue to be 'forgiven'
The lesson in these examples is: In Rappelz, noobs are always RUINING FUCKING EVERYTHING
Rappelz by AlbaHoneyBaby August 12, 2011
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You ripper!
Australian (informal; colloquialism)- A light-hearted phrase used to express encouragement and rowdy approval towards another, often acknowledgement of a difficult accomplishment. Considered a "trademark" of the Australian jargon (the latter aptly known as "Strine", after the supposed initial pronounciation of Australian language)
Average Joe #1: Did ya hear? Melbourne hammered the Swans by a bloody 50 points in last nights game at the MCG! Our team's gonna make it to the finals!
Average Joe #2: Really?! You ripper!
Average Joe #2: Really?! You ripper!
You ripper! by Alhadis January 18, 2004
jack the ripper
The nickname given to an unknown serial killer who killed five women in the Whitechapel section of the East End of London from August 31 to November 9, 1888. The killer was given this nickname because a knife was used to cut the victims throats and mutilate their abdomens. To this day, nobody knows the identity of the killer, since nobody saw or heard anything suspicious.
By today's standards, the Ripper murders would barely make headlines; a faceless lust killer murdering five streetwalkers in a huge slum that's already swarming with criminals and lowlifes. 55% of children were dead before age five; outhouses, clogged sewers, slaughterhouses, and horse-drawn buggies ensured that the filth and stench; overcrowding in crumbling buildings and low job prospects ensured that whole families were homeless; drinking and fights were rampant, and many people were missing teeth or had black eyes. Many women were forced to sell themselves as a sure way of supporting themselves and feeding their children, even if it meant going off to secluded nooks with six or seven strange (and potentially dangerous) men each day.
Contrary to the popular (romanticized) image of a black-caped figure in a top-hat, the victims were last seen with very nondescript, working-class men; the Ripper would most certainly have been caught had he worn the cape and top-hat.
There have been many theories as to who did this and there have been numerous urban legends (even the Royal Family was not spared the rumors), although most of these stories are certainly false.
By today's standards, the Ripper murders would barely make headlines; a faceless lust killer murdering five streetwalkers in a huge slum that's already swarming with criminals and lowlifes. 55% of children were dead before age five; outhouses, clogged sewers, slaughterhouses, and horse-drawn buggies ensured that the filth and stench; overcrowding in crumbling buildings and low job prospects ensured that whole families were homeless; drinking and fights were rampant, and many people were missing teeth or had black eyes. Many women were forced to sell themselves as a sure way of supporting themselves and feeding their children, even if it meant going off to secluded nooks with six or seven strange (and potentially dangerous) men each day.
Contrary to the popular (romanticized) image of a black-caped figure in a top-hat, the victims were last seen with very nondescript, working-class men; the Ripper would most certainly have been caught had he worn the cape and top-hat.
There have been many theories as to who did this and there have been numerous urban legends (even the Royal Family was not spared the rumors), although most of these stories are certainly false.
While Jack the Ripper has gone down in history as the star of history's great whodunnit, few people remember the victims:
-Mary Ann "Polly" Nichols, found at 3:45 AM, August 31, 1888, age 43. Mother of five, three of whom were grown at the time. Separated from her husband, whom she left because of his affair during her fifth pregancy, Polly became caught in the downward spiral of drinking and prostitution. Polly was a homeless alcoholic during her last days and was last seen trying to secure money to pay for a bed at her lodging house.
-Annie Chapman, found at 6 AM, September 8, 1888, age 47. Mother of three, one of whom was born crippled, another dead at the age of twelve in 1882. Annie and her husband, while originally lower middle-class, took to drinking from the stresses around their children and separated after falling into poverty. His death in 1886 was a death-blow to her will to live. By her death, Annie was malnourished, homeless, and suffering from tuberculosis and syphillis.
-Elizabeth "Long Liz" Stride, found at 1 AM, September 30, 1888, age 45. She had separated from a husband in 1881 and had a troubled common-law marriage with a dock worker at her death.
-Catherine "Kate" Eddowes, found at 1:45 AM, September 30, 1888, age 46. Mother of three grown children. Separated from her first common-law husband, she was living quite happily with her second, going from doss house to doss house. An intelligent, bubbly woman, her last night was spent sleeping off the drink in a local jail until the police released her at 1 AM.
-Mary Jane Kelly, aka "Ginger" or "Fair Emma", found at 10:45 AM, Novemeber 9, 1888, age 25. The youngest victim and the only victim to be killed indoors, she had a ground-floor flat and allowed her homeless friends to spend the night there, although she and her boyfriend had recently broken up for just that reason. Originally worked in a high-class brothel in the West End of London, but somehow fell to the slums of the East End.
-Mary Ann "Polly" Nichols, found at 3:45 AM, August 31, 1888, age 43. Mother of five, three of whom were grown at the time. Separated from her husband, whom she left because of his affair during her fifth pregancy, Polly became caught in the downward spiral of drinking and prostitution. Polly was a homeless alcoholic during her last days and was last seen trying to secure money to pay for a bed at her lodging house.
-Annie Chapman, found at 6 AM, September 8, 1888, age 47. Mother of three, one of whom was born crippled, another dead at the age of twelve in 1882. Annie and her husband, while originally lower middle-class, took to drinking from the stresses around their children and separated after falling into poverty. His death in 1886 was a death-blow to her will to live. By her death, Annie was malnourished, homeless, and suffering from tuberculosis and syphillis.
-Elizabeth "Long Liz" Stride, found at 1 AM, September 30, 1888, age 45. She had separated from a husband in 1881 and had a troubled common-law marriage with a dock worker at her death.
-Catherine "Kate" Eddowes, found at 1:45 AM, September 30, 1888, age 46. Mother of three grown children. Separated from her first common-law husband, she was living quite happily with her second, going from doss house to doss house. An intelligent, bubbly woman, her last night was spent sleeping off the drink in a local jail until the police released her at 1 AM.
-Mary Jane Kelly, aka "Ginger" or "Fair Emma", found at 10:45 AM, Novemeber 9, 1888, age 25. The youngest victim and the only victim to be killed indoors, she had a ground-floor flat and allowed her homeless friends to spend the night there, although she and her boyfriend had recently broken up for just that reason. Originally worked in a high-class brothel in the West End of London, but somehow fell to the slums of the East End.
jack the ripper by Lorelili May 5, 2009
Raging ass raper in the shitter
A guy who pulls out the toilet in your house while your not home and puts in a fake toilet so that he can fit inside it. Later when you go to tke a shit, he rapes you anally and ragingly.
Husband: WHO THE FUCK IS INSIDE MY GOD DAMN TOILET?!
Wife: Oh, that's just a raging ass raper in the shitter.
Wife: Oh, that's just a raging ass raper in the shitter.
Raging ass raper in the shitter by t-niggs432 October 18, 2006
A Five Ropper
A Five Ropper is a term used to describe the male ejaculation. In order to be A Five Ropper, the male needs to have secreted at least five pulsations of semen on the person body. Thus the semen looks like white ropes...
Wow, i have not had a salt shot like that in a while. I just exploded with A Five Ropper. Say what, yeah five frozen ropes of man batter is on your stomach. Its been a couple of days...5 is a good day!
A Five Ropper by A guy from brooklyn September 25, 2009
bodice-ripper
Trevor: Hey Jeff's mom, what's that you're reading?
Jeff's mom: Oh it's called "A Knight for Alice." It's a lovely romance set in 1500's England. Very sweet and adventerous.
Jeff: Mom give it up. Everyone knows that's just a bodice-ripper.
Jeff's mom: Oh it's called "A Knight for Alice." It's a lovely romance set in 1500's England. Very sweet and adventerous.
Jeff: Mom give it up. Everyone knows that's just a bodice-ripper.
bodice-ripper by BambiBigalow April 21, 2011