Roffle

A "Roffle" is an extremely violent belly-rub that is used to put someone in their place, and humiliate them. People subjected to the roffle experience such symptoms as tightening of the abs, shortness of breath, and the feeling of being violated.

The term "roffle" originated from the internet slang "ROFL" (Rolling On the Floor Laughing). The objectives are similar, but the "roffle-er" must get in the appropriate position, and make an open palm, as to belly-rub.

From there, you may choose to lift the shirt or not, and then close in swiftly on the target "roffle-ee", making strong, violent belly-rub motions along the abdominal parts of the target. This will give the target a mixed sensation of being fiercely tickled to the point of not breathing, and a serious abdominal muscle workout.

If the "roffle" was executed well, the target "Roffle-ee" should have feelings of humiliation and defeat, whilst being drained of energy to retaliate.


QUICK TIP:
Get friends in on it too! A "gang-roffle" is the best, safest, and cleanest way to get annoying friends, pets, or family members to shut their mouths and stop being annoying.

"Who's ready for a roffle?"

"Wow, we roffled the shit out of him..."

"Sorry, I can't get up, Pete, Mike, and Max gave me a good Rofflin'."

by monstaMike August 22, 2008

roflarity

Combination of "rofl" and "hilarity." Noun used to describe something especially funny esp. in conjunction with the word lollercoaster.

That was a lollercoaster of roflarity.

by Robert Nugent. September 12, 2003

ROFLAB

An internet acronym standing for "Rolling on the floor laughing and barfing." This refers to very rare instances when one is so overcome with hilarity that he or she vomits as a result of violent fits of laughter.

Mrs. Barr ROFLABed when I punched Gina's baby in the face.

by Daniel Castillo October 31, 2006

rofl waffle

rofl waffle the act of eating a waffle while rolling on the floor laughing,making a waffle while rolling on the floor laughing, or just rolling on the floor laughing with a waffle or waffles

jim started joking because he had too much rofl waffle in his system

by Norty11 August 17, 2010

eggo rofl

its just another one of those 'lol' or 'rofl' words such as roflcopter or lolocaust. i just made it up today and it was funny. lolocaust

hey did u see that n00b get pwned?! yea it was hilarious!! Eggo rofl!! Lolocaust!!

by mattdamien March 16, 2008

ROFF

Roll on Floor Fapping:

blizstain250f: imagine if you were rolling around on the floor while fapping, ROFF!!!
blizstain250f: insane
the_next_fool_martyr: ouch
blizstain250f: I might try it
the_next_fool_martyr: you might break something
blizstain250f: my taint
the_next_fool_martyr: practice with cock push ups
aur3l1u5: fap fap fap fap fap fap..... AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I BROKE MY COCK, OH GOD, I BROKE MY FUCKING COCK!!!!!! CALL AN AMBULANCE!!!!
the_next_fool_martyr: BABABAHAHAHAHAHAHA
the_next_fool_martyr: fap fap fap fap roll roll fap fap roll SNAP!
aur3l1u5: BABBBAHAHAHAAWWAWAWAHHAHAHHAHAHAH

by yanni, scooter and blizzy March 31, 2009

Rofl Waffle

A traditional home-made waffle with marijuana as the extra ingredient.

Instead of rolling some joints, we decided to make some rofl waffles!

by Devon Pelletier January 28, 2007