Person 1: Damn Robot is really cute isn't he
Person 2: PLEASE LET ME OUT OF YOUR BASEMENT ITS BEEN 5 DAYS
Person 2: PLEASE LET ME OUT OF YOUR BASEMENT ITS BEEN 5 DAYS
by Day Definitions January 24, 2022

by icantread3 April 27, 2022

Probably the nicest guy ever. Women adore him and men want to be like him. The definition of perfection. Brings not to all
by A20fetyip October 24, 2024

Before you have sex with the female, add a small microchip on your helmet ( penis end ). Deposit the chip inside the woman ( any hole ). Using a remote control you will be able to make the microchip vibrate and wiggle sending her into a coma of sexual orgasms. If she doesn't scream like she wants it whip her aggressively for 2 hours. Try this again and if she still doesn't scream chop her legs and arms off. Try it finally and if she doesn't screams cut her head off..
She didn't scream so I sliced and diced her into small pieces.
She liked the robotic Ragdoll alright, so she recommended it to friends
She liked the robotic Ragdoll alright, so she recommended it to friends
by spunkmobile November 16, 2010

by FunnyJunk2010 August 8, 2024

by Blue_screen_of_death November 22, 2021

During sex the man or woman would stick their phone up their ass or pussy and the other person would call the phone wich would make the phone vibrate and therefore the person would shiver.
by pseodnym June 21, 2018
