Campo Road

One does not simply walk into Campo Road. Its black Roads are guarded by more than just hoo-kers . There is evil there that does not sleep. The great shark is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with trash, bums, and dust. The very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Not with ten-thousand men could you do this. It is folly.

when you are on campo road at night, Bring friends, Hobbits will do as well.

by Pandashout1 December 16, 2011

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Get the Campo Roadmug.

road biker

A person with 1% body fat who buys carbon everything for their already carbon roadbike. They are also very annoying to pass on the road because they are mentally unable to use the shoulder

“Yo look it’s a road biker (roadie) passing the MTB trails, I wonder where his husband is”

by Bag of nuts October 27, 2020

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Get the road bikermug.

road-phlegm

( noun ); The dirty spray that comes up from the rear wheels of the vehicle in front of you, as you drive on a rain-slick road.

Driving is dangerous if you cant see the road clearly. Keep wiper fluid in your car to wash away the road-phlegm.

by YoucancallmeFloyd December 8, 2007

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Get the road-phlegmmug.

Road Pirate

(n.) A person that is employed by the corporate State as a Policy Enforcer (Polic-e) to steal money from you as you travel the public roads. They can be spotted hiding behind signs, bushes and in concealed parking lots. Many times they will speed past you recklessly looking at their cell phones. They are armed and their automobiles are equipped with sirens and lights to make it easier to force you off the road in places to impede other travelers. Favorite saying is "STOP RESISTING!!!"

The Road Pirate forced me off the road and claimed I owed his company 500 dollars.

by State Citizen Trust June 22, 2023

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