quarantine fling

A person who you have sexual relations with when the first pandemic started and ended before 2021

...He was my quarantine fling that’s why it’s kinda awkward now

by karmaaab February 11, 2021

Quarantinitunity

Noun. The opportunity to meet virtually for a quarantini.

When’s your next quarantinitunity? I can do Thursday evening.

by Original Robbo April 5, 2021

Quarantune

Some rich ass white girl with a ukelele's corny ass song about the COVID-19 pandemic cause she can't go bully the poor girl now.

Bethany: Did you listen to my Quarantune? It was so fulfilling and uplifting to make it!
A sane human being: You have been stuck with that ukelele playing only 3 chords Bethany, you can't even sing.

by bimbo111 June 12, 2021

Quarantine Queen

Someone who spends more time in quarantine than they do in work.

Nunnsy came back from another weekend away into yet another 2 week quarantine, making it 8 weeks out of 12, earning him the title of the "Quarantine Queen"

by Big D's Little D June 29, 2021

Quaranturds

The difficult poops/shits you get from eating too much junk food during quarantine.

"I swear I just pooped a brick. Too much quarantine junk food is causing me to have quaranturds"

by DTrox October 3, 2021

quadratic verbulated paradox of fourth principal of astrochemestry

the paradox where 4 sides of a square aren't verbal and it makes a weird shaped square

quadratic verbulated paradox of fourth principal of astrochemestry is funny

by anonymous January 25, 2022

Quarantine

When the government raises the price of toilet paper and locks everyone up.

I hate being in quarantine.

by 123dogandcatlover March 7, 2022