street petting

Actions involved with appraising "the goods" of the men & ladies of the night.

Hey, hands off! Pimp C says no street petting!

by Jeff Pink July 21, 2017

Pitting

The act of having sweet sweet sex with an armpit.

This is done by holding your arm close to the side of your body, and inserting the dick in the armpit area.

Brandon: Oh guys guess what i did to Natalie last night?
Scott: Man were you pitting her?
Brandon: Yeah you know it!
Jacob: Your my freeking hero; I always wanted to pit Natalie.

by Jeebus =D October 7, 2007

petting zoo

A strip club that lets you touch the strippers

-yo man, how was that new strip club you went to last night?
-dude, I couldn't even touch the girl I dropped $500 on. Next time I'm gonna make sure it's a petting zoo before I go!

by CSCC September 11, 2012

Petting the Dog

Gently stroking of your own genitals as foreplay to masturbation or because you can not, for whatever reason, masturbate at the time and still desire an erection

"I was with Dick and he just started petting the dog."

"I wish Samantha would pet my dog, I've got a great dane."

by Garry Larson November 12, 2011

Puttin' the Smack Down!

1. Talkin' Trash

2. Something really good or cool, or doing something really cool or good.

3. Kickin' ass!

4. Droppin' Plates

Jarrod Washburn was really "Puttin' the smack down!" in that game tonight!

by Plate Dropper July 24, 2009

Petting the skunk

Touching a smelly vagina

When Bobbi took her pants off, Walter was disgusted at the stench but decided he was petting the skunk anyways.

by Nerdc0re August 17, 2014

light petting

Between petting and heavy petting. Stroking hair, massages (including foot).

Tom and Sally engaged in light petting while hanging out.

by patty-o-pinch-me-youdie September 24, 2006