Puppy tummy

the drowsy, sleepy effect that you get after eating too much heavy or difficult to digest foods.

Man I have puppy tummy, I keep dosing off after that huge lunch.

by udbj October 1, 2015

Puppy Job

Licking a face after eating ass and performing oral on a dude.

Hey dude your girls just gave you a puppy job

by Lyf3_truth February 19, 2019

Fuck puppy

My step dad is a real creep, always chatting up the pups. He’s one sick fuck puppy.

God damn, ur such a fuck puppy

by sqli August 5, 2019

Mud Puppy

A derogatory term used to describe the mixed race offspring of a multi-racial couple.

"Here comes another fat ugly white chick and her 5 ft. 4 inch tall wetback husband. Oh how nice, they even have a mud puppy."

by zombiemaster666 July 13, 2009

Puppy Head

A really bad hairpiece, wig or transplant job. Frequently found in New Jersey Diners, truck stops and local weather men.
Opposite of "Hair Shirt" which is where hair goes when it leaves the head.

Did you see the local forecast? That dude had a major case of puppy head.

by Michael Mancini January 15, 2008

Puppy Waffle

A slang term for vagina; preferably a petite well-maintained vagina that begs for butter and syrup to be drizzled on it.

Let me peep that sweet puppy waffle.

Her puppy waffle was so sweet i wanted to put syrup

by Hammer87 February 23, 2009

Hugging the Puppy

Masterbating

I was late to work this morning 'cause I was busy hugging the puppy.

Jane thought it was odd the Carl said he spent the day hugging the puppy when all he owned were cats.

by puppyhugger November 1, 2008