Puerto Rican Love Button

Darkened butt hole. The smooching hole. The whistling pleasure button

Brandon put his finger in her Puerto Rican Love Button.

by Bartender poet June 10, 2024

Puerto Rican rice and beans

When you find some one who Puerto Rican and then you pull the ole “rice and beans” (grabbing an asain and shooting his shit at you by using his cock as the trigger)

Kid was an ass hat so I pulled the Puerto Rican rice and beans

by Tate am April 30, 2025

Puerto Rican tax return

It's when a Puerto Rican girl gives you anal so you'll marry her in order to give her U.S. citizenship.

Bob: I just got a Puerto Rican tax return from this hot piece of ass last night.
Joe: Damn! It's so hot when girls come here illegally.

by Buttstink Goober November 13, 2014

Puerto Rican Pussy Pump

When a Hispanic chick queef blasts cocaine right to your dome during oral sex

Person 1: Yeah man I had a bag of blow and went down on that fine ass latina with the phat ass and she hit me with that Puerto Rican Pussy Pump
Person 2: Gang shit bruh

by Jim Bob the high February 14, 2024